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The end is nigh!

Coffee-mate, tired of wasting time, has decided to throw in their last bid to take over the world and there's nothing we can do about it — because it's going to work!

On Facebook, they've announced their new Coffee-mate flavors… and they couldn't have done it without the evil masterminds behind those seasonal cookies we're all addicted to: the Girl Scouts!

Tags: announcement, business blitz, coffee, coffeemate, creamer, food, girl scout cookie, product, scary, world domination

We just previously mentioned that chicken wings stock was expected to hit a record high because of the Super Bowl.

Now it seems like chicken wings may be in such high demand that they won't be easy to find on game day!

Due to the high cost of corn and feed, chicken wing production has decreased.

So what happens when you add decreased production with an increased demand??

Tags: chicken, game, government, national, organization, product, production, record, summer, super bowl

Subway, you need to check yoself!

Last week, we reported about a new movement of Subway customers that are pissed that their footlong subs were NOT twelve inches long, therefore not a 'footlong'. They're upset and feel like they're getting a raw deal.

We also let you know that Subway responded like this:

"Our bread is freshly baked daily in each of the over 38,000 Subway restaurants worldwide. We are committed to providing a consistent product, delivering the same amount of bread to the customer with every order. The length, however, may vary slightly when not baked to our exact specifications. We are reinforcing our policies and procedures in an effort to ensure our offerings are always consistent no matter which Subway restaurant you visit."

Turns out, Subway's ORIGINAL response was a little more bullshizzy — check it out:

Tags: advertising, australia, facebook, fresh, procedure, product, restaurant, restaurants, subway

Subway has come under fire after an Australian man posted a picture on the company's Facebook page.

The infamous picture, which is no longer available on their page, had a picture of a Subway "footlong" sub next to a tape measure.

It was only 11 inches.

The entire world was outraged and widespread rioting ensued.

JK obvi! But it was a big enough deal that Subway actually responded in a statement that said:

Tags: australia, company, facebook, footlong, fresh, internet, man, picture, product, quote, restaurant, restaurants, sandwich, subway

At KFC and Taco Bell locations in Canada, officials are recalling romaine and iceberg lettuce due to a possible E. coli contamination!

The locations affected are in New Brunswick, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nova Scotia, Ontario, Prince Edward Island and Quebec.

They don't believe the lettuce is still out there because of its short shelf life and no one else has reported getting sick.

Nova Scotia's deputy chief medical officer of health said:

Tags: canada, e coli, food, fresh, health, lettuce, medical, people, product, products, recall, report, sick, taco bell

Here's an amusing little advertisement from Nike, featuring Tiger Woods schooling the next generation of golfers how to sink shots.

The only problem we have with this lighthearted peddling of product is how they managed to blatantly miss the best cup reference out there, which is obviously the kind that goes in a jock strap. Ha!

We'd watch Tiger hitting balls into other dudes balls from hundreds of yards any day!

LOLz!

Check out the ad (above)!

Tags: ball, balls, golf, nike, product, shot, tiger woods

If the one thing keeping you from being fit and healthy is the non-existence of an obscenely expensive fork that yells at you when you've eaten too much, well hold onto your giant butts: it exists!

But it doesn't yell, it vibrates. Bummer.

It's called a HAPIfork, and it's as first-world as you can get. It's a computerized fork that gives you a buzz when you're eating too fast. The product counts each bite you take and tracks your average meal time, the number of bites per serving, and the number of bites per meal where you were "overspeeding," or bringing the fork to your mouth too quickly.

What if you're really good at getting a lot onto your fork, though?

Tags: danger, dangerous, delicious, eating, fit, food, fork, health, healthy, meals, product, special, track, weight