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L.A. Prostitute Offers Sexual Favors In Exchange For Chicken McNuggets

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Sounds fair! Hell, sounds like quite a deal! Better than McDonald's usual promotions! LOL!

Last night, Burbank police arrested a woman on suspicion of prostitution after she

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Goverment Grandpa Hoooker! 83-Year-Old Arrested For Prostitution

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Ha! This isn't a crime; this is a sign of hope for every man over 65! Whooo!

Ben Clifford Dawson is an 83-year-old resident of Centerville, Iowa. Ben could've retired like everyone else, but instead, he decided that life is for the living, so he decided to run for cit council, take up gardening and, oh yeah, BECOME A PROSTITUTE!

The latter life goal got him into trouble Wednesday when the police arrested him for providing services to a woman "in exchange for repayment of a loan." Things got awkward when the woman decided against the deal while Ben "began kissing her neck without consent."

Now poor Ben is locked up… but at least he had a good time before he went! LOL!

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WTF? Jason Biggs' Wife Writes Blog About Hiring Him A Hooker!

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So THIS is how he's spending the $5 million he made on American Reunion?

Jason Biggs' wife of one year, Jenny Mollen, recently wrote quite the detailed an extensive blog entry on she and her husband attempting - and eventually successfully - hiring a prostitute with whom to have a three-way for the actor's birthday, for the Playboy website, The Smoking Jacket, and yeah - it's just as weird and uncomfortable as you'd expect!

Yeah - all the explicit details, there may have been a little-person hooker involved - uncomfortable!

More uncomfortable is probably the fact that these two felt the need to "rekindle" their relationship after only a year, but hey - whatever makes you happy, we guess!

Check out the full account…AFTER THE JUMP!

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50 Cent Joins Serial Killer Film Set In Alaska

50 Cent Joins Alaskan Serial Killer Film

Who better to play a pimp in a serial killer film about Alaska's most famous serial killer, Robert Hansen, than Curtis Jackson??

For those of you skeptics out there, just wait until you hear who else is in it, and the plot:

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ProstiTot Mom In Hiding After Receiving Death Threats

Yes, dressing your daughter like a prostitute should probably be a crime, but receiving death threats over it is way going too far.

A mom who dressed her daughter like the prostitute Julia Roberts played in Pretty Woman is in hiding after receiving several death threats.

Wendy Dickey says that the outfit was meant to be a joke and not a way to sexualize her daughter. She adds:

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Awful! Toddlers & Tiaras Has Gone WAY Too Far!

The outrage is right! This is BEYOND unacceptable - even for this mess of a series!

If you thought that a four year old being dressed in butt pads and fake tittays was bad enough on last week's episode of the void of despair and psychosis otherwise known as Toddlers & Tiaras, then you'll be downright HORRIFIED with tonight's show, which features a three year old dressed as Julia Roberts' prostitute character in Pretty Woman!

Absolutely unreal - and sad, inappropriate, and frankly,

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Kevin Costner Joins Django Unchained As Bad Guy

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This cast keeps getting better and better!

In Quentin Tarantino's next film — already starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz and Samuel L. JacksonKevin Costner will play one of the villains!

According to sources, the actor will play Ace Woody, being described as:

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Is Richie Sambora Dating A Cocaine-Dealing Call Girl?

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Oh no! And just as he seemed to be getting his life together.

Although Richie Sambora only just left rehab to join his Bon Jovi bandmates back on tour after falling off the wagon earlier in the year, he's reportedly been linked to a cocaine-using, British call girl who claims to be his girlfriend!

Yasmin Mitri has been busted for dealing cocaine, and claims to be a 'professional published model’ with a "32DD-22-34 figure who charges $1,600 an hour or $8,000 for the whole night," now claims that she and Sambora have been together over a year after meeting a party in the UK!

She explains:

‘My boyfriend is a famous musician. Do you know Bon Jovi band? Richie Sambora? I've been with him for over a year and a half. He lives in LA but we speak to each other all the time and he sends me presents. Richie came up and asked me the time. It was a silly chat-up line and I had no idea who he was. I'd never heard any of his music. He looked hot though and came and sat next to me and we got on really well. I went back to his room with my friend. He asked me to stay the night with him but I refused. We met up and he introduced me to Jon Bon Jovi and all the band. Back in his hotel room, Richie and I drank four bottles of champagne and I had sex with him. It was great and he was a good lover. He started calling and texting me all the time and our relationship became really close. He's crazy about me.'

We'll refrain from the obligatory You Give Love a Bad Name joke - and just say, NOT GOOD, boy!

She sounds like trouble! Big time!

And we don't know when all this drinking was, but we sincerely hope that it hasn't been recently!

We hope someone is keeping an eye him!

The last thing he needs when he's trying to stay clean is a starfucker looking to gain publicity off of him!

Stay strong, buddy!

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