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We had a feeling that the drama was JUST beginning, and we were right!

Just a day after allegedly settling a $5 defamation suit with Prostitution Whore Danielle Staub, Kevin Maher is once again pressing charges - this time against the publisher of her book, The Naked Truth, Simon & Schuster!

If you were a brave enough soul to delve into the unstable crazy's psychotic, written ramblings of delusion, you'll know that Prostitution Whore claims that Maher was "incarcerated for 18 months" due to "criminal activity relative to Danielle Staub."

Maher asserts that this is "patently untrue" and is now suing the company for $10 million!

Holy shiz!

We think that someone's getting a little lawsuit happy and needs to relax!

It's not like anyone actually believes this bitch's constant stream of insanity!

Just let her play pretend and pathologically lie about her life all she wants! You'll have a good laugh just watching her embarrass herself!

Thoughts??

Tags: autobiography, crazy people, danielle staub, ex-husband, false claims, lawsuit, legal matters, pathological liar, prostitution whore, psychopath, publishing company, real housewives of new jersey, simon and schuster, the naked truth

Oh shit! Thank goodness she's got some "reality show" money coming in!

In New Jersey, there is an evil abode that rests low in the swamps of Wayne Township. No one dares enter or goes near the property as it is rumored to be cursed by the spirits of those who dare not pouf their hair or eat canolis on Sunday. Others know it to be the house of one Danielle Staub, the famous prostitution whore from Real Housewives of New Jersey and avoid it simply on moral principles. (And because they've watch the show and know it's a mess in there!)

Perhaps this why the mansion has yet to sell. The place has been on the market for over a year and no one has made inquiries about it. Now, the house is getting a huge price reduction and is listed as a "court ordered sale."

When the whore put the mansion on the market, she marked it as $1,495,000. Now, it's being offered at $1,095,000, which means with some haggling, you can get this joint for under a million bucks!

But is that enough to want to buy a house that carries with it the lingering shrill screams of children smothered by their mother's need for fame and the smell of leftover paninis in the fridge?

Regardless, you know who is getting a big laugh outta this? Teresa Giudice, who has managed, even in the face of foreclosure bankruptcy to stay in here house!

What now, Stauby?!

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Tags: danielle staub, new jersey, prostitution whore, real estate, real housewives of new jersey

She's as slippery as a pathologically lying, mentally unstable eel, that Prostitution Whore!

Merely DAYS before The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub was to take the stand in the $5 million defamation suit filed against her by ex-husband Kevin Maher, a settlement for both parties has been reached!

Although the terms are confidential, a source reveals that "cash was involved in the deal."

Maher explains:

"It's interesting that the case gets settled the day before Danielle was supposed to be deposed … it was going to be the worst day of her life."

Too bad!

We were looking forward to hearing how much this psycho would try and deny under a court of law! Shiz was gonna be GOOD!

LOLs! Oh well!

Prostitution Whore is sure to be up to her old tricks at some point soon, so we doubt this is the last we'll hear from her delusional, she-Grinch ass!

Thoughts??

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Tags: danielle staub, defamation, ex-husband, kevin maher, lawsuit, legal matters, prostitution whore, real housewives of new jersey, settlement

Lucky break!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice will not have to sob all over bubbies as she watches her excessively gaudy elegant belogings sold in front her, because her lawyer Jim Kridel has announced that the scheduled auction of her personal effects will not be taking place!

Instead, there will be a private sale, which will apparently be held to maximize the amount of money the reality star and her family make for their shiz!

Kridel explains:

"When the sale is conducted, the Giudices would get $52,000, because they are allowed that as exemptions. There would have been a shortfall. What if they got $30,000, but they owed $52,000 to the Giudices? It wouldn't help, so we said why not have a private sale? It would be best for the state, the creditors, the trustees and the Giudices."

So does that mean that the nefarious wannabe housewife Kim G. can still swoop in like the old, cackling bat she is and buy their belongings?

LOLs!

Keep your chin up, Teresa!

You may still be losing all your shiz, but at least you're not Prostitution Whore!

And we think everyone should always count their blessings for that reason alone!

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Tags: bankruptcy auction, canceled, jim kridel, lawyer, private sale, prostitution whore, real housewives of new jersey, teresa giudice

We don't blame her! Poor thing only JUST got that psychopath out of her life!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's super villainess, the mentally unstable Jafar lookalike Danielle Staub, is currently in a nasty legal battle with her ex Kevin Maher, who is suing the Prostitution Whore for defamation!

We reported that Maher intends to use Staub's former castmates Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita to testify about her "dishonest reputation," but according to the latter Housewife, she wants to avoid that mess at all costs!

Laurita reveals:

"I didn't even know I was on the list … it's not really a list I want to be on … can I be taken OFF the list? I really don't want to go back to that dark place. Every time I've moved on the tide tries to pull me back in. I'm enjoying the sun. Let me be."

Sorry, bb! But at least you have a few months of zero crazy from Prostitution Whore before she slithers back into your life!

You're not expected to take the stand until February!

And we PRAY that production of season three is underway at that point, so we can it all go down for ourselves!

We know. We truly sympathize with Jacqueline and feel bad that she has to do this shiz, but c'mon! It will make for AMAZEBALLS television!

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Tags: caroline manzo, castmate, crazy people, danielle staub, defamation suit, ex-husband, jacqueline laurita, kevin maher, prostitution whore, real housewives of new jersey, super villainess

If Bravo isn't filming this for the next season of Real Housewives of New Jersey, we're gonna be PISSED!

Right now, legendary prostitution whore Danielle Staub is looking down the barrel of a nasty defamation lawsuit against her ex-hubby, Kevin Maher. Last week, the suit was set to go to trial, which means each side has to start wrangling up some witnesses. Among the names on the joint witness list filed are Stauby's former costars, Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita

But if Jafar's evil twin thinks she is going to get some sympathy from these bitches, she is DEAD WRONG. Both ladies have revealed that they intend to side against the Danielle and you can bet your bubbies they're not going to hold back!

Both of the ladies reps reveal that their clients plan on testifying that Danielle is "dishonest" and a "pathological liar."

Nice! Oh, oh! And guess who else is coming! Stephen Zalewski, the guy Danielle said leaked "their" sex tape and Daniel "Danny" Aguilar who thinks the Manzos are punks and hung around Danielle's dirty bags all last season.

It's like a reunion show, but with possible jail time after!

We will so clap for this!

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Tags: bravo, caroline manzo, danielle staub, prostitution whore, real housewives, real housewives of new jersey

Make sure you pick it up the next time you are in Costco! (That's not a joke.)

Teresa Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is still up to her guidette neck in debt and with her hubby just spending some quality time behind bars, its up to her to get the family back on track.

So she wrote a second cookbook called Skinny Italian: Eat It and Enjoy it - Live La Bella Vita and Look Great Too! Now, you too can cook like a fiery Italian who hates prostitution whores and flips tables to accentuates your fury.

Costco will be exclusively carrying the book (see?) and from what we've heard, the book is pages and pages of Teresa "trying to hard" to be cute, but offering some pretty decent Italian ideas.

The book comes out on May 4th, which we will wager will be around the time the new season of Jersey Housewives will start up.

Call it a hunch!

Tags: cookbook, prostitution whore, real housewives, real housewives of new jersey, teresa giudice