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Delusional Prostitution Whore Remains Status Quo

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Stop us if you've heard this one:

A pathetic reality show star gets fired let go from her show because she is the CEO of Crayzay Town, USA and then spends several weeks after the fact trying to convince the world that she is still relevant and a hot commodity in Hollywood.

Enter Danielle Staub, former psychopath of Real Housewives of New Jersey, who Bravo kicked to the curb as she was terrorizing her cast mates to the point of unnerving terror. For the past two weeks, all the prostitution whore has done is gab with whatever media outlet that will have her and swear that she wasn't fired.

Now, her new spiel is that she has not one, but two new shows in the works - a "spin-off" and an "over-the-top hosting show."

According to Stauby, her "spin-off" show goes into production next week and will be based on her own family drama, including her daughter's fashion career.

The punch line? Bravo has her under contract for two more years, which means she can't pick her nose without them saying it's okay, let alone have another television show on another network! And we doubt Bravo wants ANYTHING to do with her at this point.

Though, we'll admit, we're not opposed to watching her host some "over-the-top" talk show ala Ricki Lake! Something tells us the bodyguards would need to hold her back more than the guests!

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Snooki Calls Ex BF Jeff Miranda A "Stalker," He STILL Maintains They Were Together!

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We didn't think it was possible at first, but this guy is WORSE than that horrible, gay-faced Emilio!

Our beloved Snooki Snickers is not pleased in the slightest about psychotic famewhore Jeff Miranda running his mouth to every media outlet he can about the Jersey Shore star, and she has responded to his marriage proposal on Steppin' Out magazine by going as far to call him a stalker!

In an e-mail to Steppin' Out editor Chaunce Hayden, she writes:

"I am not happy with you and the cover you did with stalker jeff, the kid that I knew for a day who obviousy (sic) is a fame whore.”

Well-said, Snooks! But unfortunately, this guy is Prostitution Whore-caliber delusional and IS still claiming that he loves her!

He says:

"I mean if Nicole felt this way, she should have told me up front. If this is all true, she should have just told me. She had the audacity to embarrass me publicly. I'm hurt. I thought we had a good thing going, but I guess the situation changed. I hear she's getting her own show called Snooki For Love and I'm assuming that's why she doesn't want to continue our relationship. If that's the case, if she choose money for her show over me, I will never take her back. She's a good girl. I just wished she considered my feelings and not embarrassed me."

So effing gross.

This guy needs an effing lobotomy reality check!

Just because you spent a day hanging out with someone does not warrant a marriage proposal on a trashy magazine!

YOU'RE DONE. Now you and Emilio can both go jerk each other off famewhore somewhere else, please!

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Prostitution Whore Comes Out As A Lesbian For Attention Without Actually Saying It!

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She's just divine, isn't she? LOLs!

Now that Prostitution Whore Danielle Staub is officially off The Real Housewives of New Jersey, she's exactly where she belongs - with every other disgusting famewhore/gutter troll on the cover of Steppin' Out magazine!

And be rest assured, getting her ass fired has only enhanced her delusional, certifiably insane antics!

Here are some of the better gems of instability:

On being a lesbian for attention:

"I've had six relationships with women and I will tell you women kiss better than men. That's very, very true. I remember each and every one of them. I don't really like labels. I'm trying to keep that part of my life as private as possible. Let's just say I'm interested in sexuality."

On former co-star Teresa Giudice:

"She needs a hairline revision. Planet of the Apes has nothing on her! She reminds me of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. Could you imagine if her face is that hairy what her body hair must be like?"

On Melissa Gorga, Teresa's sister-in-law and possible housewife for season three:

"The reason Melissa initially contacted me was to tell me she felt so horrible watching somebody else be treated as badly as she was treated by Teresa for over a decade. She said that when Teresa is jealous and threatened by another woman that's how she behaves."

Glad to see all of the apologies shared in the reunion meant something!

But, go ahead! Keep running that delusional mouth, bb!

Within a few weeks, even Steppin' Out won't be interested in your z-list ass, and the only person you'll have left to listen to you will be your energist!!

But that's no big deal, right?? Because you stay in the positive!

Love and light, gurl!

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Teresa Giudice Quitting Real Housewives Of New Jersey?!

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We hope this isn't true!

Her crazy would actually be missed!

Prostitution Whore may not be the only castmember of Real Housewives of New Jersey not returning for season three, because it seems like Teresa Giudice is unlikely to sign a new contract for the smash reality series!

Sources report that the housewife is furious with the network because of a deal over her cookbook, Skinny Italian. Giudice allegedly gave Bravo 10% of the royalties from her best-seller, and in return they promised to shoot scenes for the series that promoted the book. Footage was shot, but it never aired, so she refuses to work with them again!

An insider reveals:

"Teresa is done with Bravo, I don't think any amount of money will make her come back."

Well, given her financial troubles, we seriously doubt that!

But this new is a bummer!

We're going to miss watching her beg to be spanked! And what will her children do, when no one is around to film them crawling all over one another and screeching in their matching dresses?!

We're sad to say that the next season of this show is going to be very different from when we last left it, and without Teresa or Dina, they may be better off throwing in the towel!

What do U think?? Are U said to see so many Housewives saying good-bye??

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Prostitution Whore Is Officially Fired From The Real Housewives Of New Jersey!

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She's officially gone for good!

After one last, embarrassing hurrah on the reunion episode last night, The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Prositution Whore, Danielle Staub, has been kicked to the curb!

Bravo's Andy Cohen made the following announcement yesterday:

"The reunion was Danielle's last appearance on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. We thought the hugs were a great way to end two seasons of bitterness between the women."

Yeah, we're sure the women had no problem hugging her - it was the last time they would ever be forced to be in the same room as her!

You could tell those women were OVER her crazy big time!

But we doubt that this is the last we'll hear from Prostitution Whore!

When we least expect it, she's going to slither her way right back into the limelight and the terror will begin all over again.

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Have They Already Replaced Prostitution Whore On The Real Housewives Of New Jersey??

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Well, that took no time at all. Look at how replaceable she is!

Hah!

Although the second part of the reunion episode hasn't even aired yet, season three of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is already prepping for production, and it looks as though they've already found a suitable replacement for Prostitution Whore Danielle Staub, whose certifiably insane shenanigans finally got her the boot from the reality series!

Sources are claiming that co-star Teresa Giudice's sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga, has joined the cast for the upcoming season, and has already been filming for a few weeks!

The insider reveals:

"At first she wasn’t sure she wanted to go on the show, but she decided to accept it. Melissa’s husband used to have a landscaping business and then he got into real estate. And she used to do his paperwork as his secretary and now she is a housewife. Their house is actually twice the size as Joe and Teresa’s. It’s enormous! She has two live-in nannies and lives in a $4 million mansion on an exclusive lot in Montville. Teresa and Joe’s house looks like a garage compared to theirs.”

And in a HIGHlarious twist of irony, Melissa's son is apparently the nephew of Teresa that Danielle mentioned in the reunion episode! You know, the one that sent her into a rage blackout!

LOLs!

And for everyone concerned that the show will be boring without Jafar and all her instability, we're hearing that Teresa and Melissa actually do NOT get along, and her presence on the show may cause some serious drama!

Inneresting!

We're certainly glad to hear that they pulled in someone that they all know, but we were hoping that Danielle's exit would prompt Dina Manzo to come back! The show just isn't the same without her!

What do U think?? Who do U think should be brought on for season three??

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Teresa Giudice Denies Rumors That Husband Has A Love Child!

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We hope for her family's sake that she's right!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice has shot down rumors that her husband, Joe, had a love child with another woman, and claims she would not be too pleased if that evil Prostitution Whore is behind the gossip - which - let's be real - she most likely is!

Giudice says:

“I hope it’s not Danielle. It’s so crazy that I can brush it off. I don’t even think about it. I guess that’s when you know you’re really a star when people start making up things. What’s the next thing? Are we doing drugs? I think I heard that’s the next one. We’re both positive people and we don’t let the negative get to us. That’s why we’re so happy together. We’re totally in sync and amazing together. We’ve been married 10 years and I’m still so attracted to him. I look at him and I’m like, ‘Wow he’s hot!’ I think he feels the same way about me. I love his body, I love his muscles.”

Watch out with the joking about drugs, bb!

That's how Jafar works! She takes little things and twists them into something awful and crazy and that becomes the truth in her coke fucking whore little brain!

And she won't stop until she gets that magic lamp back on the show!

LOLs!

What do U think?? Did Juicy Joe have an affair?

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