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J.K. Rowling Gives Us News To Be Cuckoo About As She Has Reportedly Mapped Out 7 Books For Her Detective Series!

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Well, we loved the last series of seven J.K. Rowling books, so this news totally Exceeds Expectations!

J.K., who wrote her detective novel The Cuckoo's Calling under the pseudonym The Half Blood Prince Robert Galbraith, has reportedly "mapped out" a plan for a total of seven books featuring Cormoran Strike.

Dare we say she's…Marauder's mapped it out? Oh, we definitely dare!

J.K.'s second book in the series, The Silkworm, hits the shelves this June! Maybe the Silkworm is a legendary beast that lives in a chamber that can petrify people with just the reflection of its eyes?

Okay, that might be a little wishful thinking, but the real plot revolves around the detective Cormoran Strike investigating the death of an author who had written a manuscript that many potential suspects would not want to see the light of day!

All in all, we just want to say thank you, J.K.! The more you write, the happier we are!

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J.K. Rowling Settles Lawsuit With Pseudonym-Spilling Muggles

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J.K. Rowling settled her lawsuit this week against British lawyer Chris Gossage, a partner in J.K.'s law firm, Russells, and his friend Judith Callegari — who were the admitted culprits behind the revelation earlier this month that mystery author Robert Galbraith is actually a pseudonym for J.K..

J.K.’s (new?) lawyer, Jenny Afia, said the incident with Chris and Judith has left Jo Jo “dismayed and distressed by such a fundamental betrayal of trust.”

We don’t know if Jenny also mentioned their loose lips sent Galbraith’s The Cuckoo’s Calling to the best-seller list.

Not that success excuses breaches of confidentiality in any way! But we’re just sayin’!

Chris, Judith, and Russells apologized to Jo, and the author was awarded an undisclosed amount of damages, which she is donating to The Soldiers’ Charity.

Whether J.K. Rowling or Robert Galbraith will get the credit for the donation, we don’t know. LOLz!!!

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Harry Potter's J.K. Rowling Outed — As Mystery Author Robert Galbraith!

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Where’s an invisibility cloak when you WANT one?!?

With nary a mention of Muggles, Quidditch, or Horcruxes in Robert Galbraith’s The Cuckoo’s Calling, a murder mystery book about a down-and-out private dick that was published this past Spring, somehow the Sunday Times in London still detected Harry Potter-like shadow cast upon its pages.

After a little sleuthing of their own, the newspaper discovered that Robert Galbraith was none other than J.K. Rowling writing undercover!

Upon the revelation being made public, Jo said:

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Kanye West Is Debuting His New Deejay Alter-Ego In Sin City TONIGHT!

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A new year, a whole new side to Kanye West!

The rapper has apparently began dabbling in spinning records instead of cutting them, and is reportedly ready to start 2012 by play the grand opening of 10AK in Las Vegas tonight - as a deejay, using the pseudonym YeezyWorldPeace!

We can't even begin to imagine what else he'll have in store for us the coming year!

But we're cautiously excited to find out!

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Nicole Sherzinger's FAVORITE Fake Name

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If you have a sneaking suspicion that Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger may be staying in a hotel near you, don't bother calling up and asking for her by name.

Instead, try Edna Krabappel.

That's right, the Pussycat Doll checks into hotels under the name of Bart Simpson's teacher!

Sorry for giving away your secret, Nicole Edna! LOLz.

A source said:

"Celebrities have been using fake names at hotels for years. Nicole's is tame compared to a lot of them but she loves The Simpsons and thinks it's funny. It's done the trick so far as nobody has twigged."

That's definitely one of the best celebrity pseudonyms we've ever heard.

Bart would be one of the luckiest cartoon characters to ever hit the small screen if she was his 3rd grade teacher!

Maybe this will spawn a guest spot as Ms. Krabappel's HAWT substitute teacher on an episode of The Simpsons?

The singer recently used her trick while staying in Paris to promote her new record Killer Love.

Fans bombarded a hotel after hearing "Nicole and Lewis Hamilton" were booked to stay, but little did they know Edna Krabappel was laying low at another hotel up the road.

Now that her secret is spilled, what do U think Nicole's new pseudonym should be?

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Katie Waissel's Grandmother Is A Hooker!

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What on effing EARTH?!

Drama has followed this girl since day one, but this is just BEYOND anything we could have ever anticipated!

X Factor contestant Katie Waissel has reportedly just discovered that her GRANDMOTHER, Sheila Vogel, is a high-class escort through a website called Vintage Vamps, and she is NOT happy about it!

Vogel allegedly uses the pseudonym Cecilia Bird on-line, charges between £150 and £250 an hour, and is described on-line as the following:

"Classic vamps are like fine wine and we are delighted to introduce one of our agency's great vintages, the grand dame Cecilia Bird. The cultured lady has recently celebrated her 80th birthday. Beneath my conservative exterior lurks the secret passion to meet up with like-minded gentlemen to share the taste of forbidden fruits."

HOLY SHIZ! LOLz!

A source reveals:

"This has torn the family apart. Out only hope is that it doesn't lead to more goading of Katie. She is extremely fond of Sheila who has been really supportive throughout her career. All we can hope is that it won't affect Katie's chances of staying in the competition."

Honestly…wow…just…yeah.

We're just gonna leave it at that.

LOLz!

Thoughts??

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