This could be a really rough turn of events for Jersey Shore lovers everywhere.
Over the summer, our beloved Snooki Snickers had a few too many helpings of Ron-Ron juice with her morning pickle one day and ended up wandering out into the Seaside Heights sun, terrorizing her fellow guidettes and landing in jail.
Today is her trial hearing and should the judge find her guilty of the charges of disorderly conduct, being a public nuisance and criminally annoying others, she could go to jail! Standard procedure is to charge $3,200 and 30 days in jail!
Oh no! Is that really necessary? It was all for the sake of entertaining television, after all!
To quote the majestic swamp princess: "I'm too pretty to be in jail!"
Agreed! How's about we call this charge a double-bagger and forget all about it?
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We’re embarrassed for you, Snooki. Wow.
The charges are finally in from Snooki’s recent arrest, and she’s being charged with disorderly conduct, creating a public nuisance, and annoying people.
Annoying people? MOST. EMBARRASSING. CHARGE. EVER.
She should really commit another non-violent crime and get charged for that, so she’d have a chance to make people forget about this laughable charge.
Her trial date is Sept 8. At the worst, she’s likely to land a $500 fine, which is NOTHING compared to the burden of living the rest of her life knowing that she was given a criminal charge for being annoying.
Do U think charging Snooki for being annoying is fair?
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