She's really coommitting to this beardness! Ha!
So, Ke$ha has a new website. It's called PutYourBeardInMyMouth.com . Essentially, Ke$ha wants to find the sickest beard in all the world to put in her mouth, so she's inviting anyone with a beard to submit a picture. If you face follicles tickle her fancy, she'll post your picture on the page and later fantasize about, yes, putting your beard in her mouth.
People have fetishes. This one could potentially lead her into chocking on a hairball, but hey, that might be part of the fun!
So if you have a beard - a long, luxurious, flowing beard - we may have found your soulmate. Fair warning: there is going to be a lot of glitter in your future.