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Tampa Bay Rays Manager Whipped Out A Snake In The Clubhouse!!!

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This anaconda don’t want none unless you hit runs, son!

Just kidding! It’s a 20 ft python.

Before the Tampa Bay Rays were set to take the field, their manager Joe Maddon out did himself this time!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see why in the he let this muthaf*ckin’ snake in the plane clubhouse! LOLz!

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Snake Opens A Door By Itself And S-S-s-S-s-s-Slithers Into Our Nightmares

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Oh wow… that is SUPER creepy!!

A woman who owned a 16-foot-long albino Burmese python posted a pretty nightmarish video online of her giant pet snake that is seen s-S-s-S-S-slowly opening a door then falling to the floor with a loud thud.

There's just something about the way that snake moves and just drops that is so… unsettling.

The video's description said:

"Bored of being in a dark room, she flips on the light, opens the door and bails. This particular episode takes place at 1 a.m. This is why we keep doors locked with her around. We don't need her harassing the neighbors."

Bored of being in a dark room??

More like "Bored of not having her owner in her stomach, she opens the door and moves in to get her chow on!" LOLz!

Check out the video (above) and let us know if it's creeping you out as much as it is us!!

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18-Foot Python Captured In Florida!!

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Florida has a bit of problem with some invasive species, one of the scarier ones being pythons.

People get them as pets, they grow too big and then they set them loose to wreak havoc on anyone unlucky enough to come across them in the wild.

A Miami man recently spotted a Burmese python hanging out in some bushes.

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Jay-Z Has Jordan 1's Made Out Of Elephant Skin! OMG!!

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How horrifying!

We just mentioned that Beyonce got some custom-made PMK kicks manufactured with stingray, ostrich, calf hair, crocodile and even anaconda, and now her hubby, Jay-Z is following in her cruel footsteps. Literally!!

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Florida Python Hunting Challenge Ends In Miserable Failure

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After a month of hunting the Florida Everglades for Burmese pythons, the Python Challenge is coming to close…

And for most…it was a HUGE WASTE OF TIME!!!!

Only 50 pythons were killed for the event, as 1,500 hunters from 30 states and Canada ran wild thru the swamp and came up with nothing to show for it.

Which is pretty weird…considering there are 150,000 Burmese pythons in the Glades!

Thankfully, no one was injured while hunting but as these snakes have proven, Burmese pythons are quite evasive and GREAT at camouflage.

Oh well…better luck next year we guess…although we still wish there was a better way of doing this.

Just sayin….

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The Hunt Continues For Pythons In Everglades

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The month long Python Challenge is going strong, and while we still wish there was a more humane way of doing this, the environment will be rid of a few snakes.

As previously reported, Burmese pythons are (running?) slithering rampant through the Florida Everglades and the Python Challenge has asked Floridians to hunt down the snakes.

Burmese pythons are not native to Florida (or the Western Hemisphere for that matter) and the local ecosystem is suffering because of them.

Take a gander (above) at a special report behind the challenge.

Again…can't there be a more humane way of doing this!?!

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Florida Everglades Set To Host Annual Snake Hunting Contest

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Sad….these poor snakes should be left alone!

The Florida Everglades will be hosting its annual snake hunting contest, called the Python Challenge.

All participants need is $25, and an online participation class before they get to go out in the wild and kill snakes for an ENTIRE MONTH!

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