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MIXTAPE OF THE YEAR?? Queen Elizabeth Made A Secret Singing Recording — Get Deets On The Search For The Mystery Cassette HERE!

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We bet it's FIRE.

Queen Elizabeth II has been the royal head of England since 1952, but apparently the Queen has a secret cassette tape she recorded with her late sister Princess Margaret for their mother way back in 1990.

And it wasn't just any kind of songs that they were singing — they were singing children's songs!

The pianist who went to Buckingham Palace that day to help them record was the one who revealed the knowledge of the cassette tape, which included a rendition of I Know Where the Flies Go in Winter Time, although no one seems to be able to find the tape!

[ Related: Queen Elizabeth Has Hallucinogenic 'Magic' Mushrooms Growing In Her Royal Garden! ]

Here's what pianist Laurie Holloway said:

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Queen Elizabeth Has Hallucinogenic 'Magic' Mushrooms Growing In Her Royal Garden!

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No, this isn't a euphemism… it's real life!

While filming a new documentary program, due to air on Christmas day, celebrity gardener Alan Titchmarsh made an unusual discovery in Queen Elizabeth's garden.

She has hallucinogenic fungi growing!

The red-and-white fly agaric was spotted, which is what's typically referred to as a magic mushroom.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman talked about the discovery, stating

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Did Kate Middleton's & Prince William's Friends Reveal The Gender Of Their Baby?!

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Thank goodness for friends with loose lips!

Kate Middleton is healthy and back to her royal duties, which means she's back to her social circle too… and someone on the inside spilled the beans!

The Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William are going to have a baby

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Angelina Jolie Is Named An Honorary Dame By Queen Elizabeth! One Step Closer To World Domination!

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Oh DAMN, Dame Angie!

Angelina Jolie was named an honorary Dame by Queen Elizabeth II today, for her campaigning to fight sexual violence and services to UK foreign policy.

The Hollywood stunner's weird incestual sexcapades and vile of blood necklaces are now a definite thing of the past, as the actress' humanitarian efforts far surpass her formerly odd behavior — how sweet!

[ Photos: This Is What Angelina Jolie Wanted To Be When She Grew Up! ]

Angie was presented the award alongside

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Queen Elizabeth II Reportedly 'Concerned' About Her Staff Meeting People On Tinder & Grindr! SERIOUSLY!

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The Queen is judging you HARD! LOLz!

Well, not so much Queen Elizabeth II as her Buckingham Palace security!

Reportedly, they've grown concerned over the increase of overnight guests by members of the live-in staff!

Why?

Well, they're worried because of the increased popularity of dating apps like Tinder and Grindr because those dates could be 'literally anyone.'

[ Related: Royal Family Take Action Against Stalking Paparazzo! ]

Not only this, but the staff members who live at the palace, like maids, butlers, etc. can have guests at St. James Palace and the Royal Mews, (but NOT at Buckingham!) which provides a security threat to the Queen!

According to sources:

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Kate Middleton May Still Go To Malta In Place Of The Queen Despite Her Morning Sickness!

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She's so dedicated!

Kate Middleton has been reportedly battling Hyperemesis Gravidarum, or severe morning sickness, since becoming pregnant with Royal Baby No. 2, but she still wants to work when she can!

Like her upcoming scheduled trip to Malta!

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Prince Harry Gave A VERY Inspiring Speech At The Invictus Games Closing Ceremony!

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He should be the head of a country or something!

Oh, wait… LOLz!

Prince Harry made his way to the Invictus Games on Sunday night, where he gave a riveting speech to the servicemen and women in the crowd, as well as the fans!

The international Paralympic-style games were drawing to a close, so the fellow serviceman gave a speech, saying:

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