Ladies and gays, we've waited seven weeks to say this:
GLEE IS BACK! GLEE IS BACK! And might we add — it's better than ever!
We don't know how you spent the hiatus, but the last few weeks have been somewhat of a blur for us. There was some shaky and some crying and possibly some blacking out to the songs of our ultimate Darren Criss mix. But you don't want to hear about us. You want to hear about the comeback of the primetime season, the return of Glee!
So many questions were left unanswered last February: Did Finn and Rachel tie the knot? Who is the father of Sue's baby? And dear Glee-Gods RIB, did Quinn really perish from texting and driving?! Our questions were answered last night, so let's dive right into it…
WARNING: BELOW IS A RECAP OF LAST NIGHT'S GLEE, WHICH IS RIDDLED WITH EQUAL PARTS SPOILERS AND SQUEALING. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE
YOU ARE NOT A TRUE GLEEK AND YOU'RE DEAD TO US YOU'LL PROBABLY WANT TO WAIT UNTIL LATER TO READ THIS. M'KAY, THANKS!
First of all, let's put all your wee minds to rest: