Oh, for goodness sake.
While most members of the Lohan family would give up a limb to get about 30 seconds in the limelight, Lindsay's younger brother, Michael, Jr. has remained pretty private - until now.
Yes, it finally happened.
Check out his 'acting' debut in whatever the hell this is supposed to be, called Razors and Balloons (above).
No, we're not kidding. That's actually what it's called.
In a desperate attempt to keep it positive, we will say this: he looks good without his shirt off! And boy, does he know how to spit a good bottle cap!
If this is the kind of stuff you think you want to appear in, you might want to focus on doing whatever it was you were before this, bb!