We had no idea before, but now it's clearer than crystal: Joanna Krupa is trying to give the internet the biggest boner it's ever had!
Just yesterday she was spotted doing the sexy-body-by-the-pool thing while holding an adorable puppy, and now she's ditched the puppy… and the top… and put a thong on instead of bikini bottoms!
Holy shizz is this 34-year-old Real Housewife a smoldering sexy sight to behold! What a healthy body, complete with booty!
OUR EYES ARE MELTING (in the best way!)!! So why did she decide to post a pic like this?