Holy horrible hairpieces, Batman — we aren't even making this one up!
Donald Trump just sued the HIGHlarious host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher for $5 million smackeroos!
Because Donald isn't part orangutan!
Seriously! This story is 100% non-fiction!!
His lawsuit alleges Bill Maher agreed to donate $5 mil to charity if Donald PROVED he wasn't part orangutan!
The real estate tycoon since released his birth certificate — which, for the record, shows
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