If you're not sending our gag reflex into overdrive by showcasing people's supremely unhealthy (or borderline poisonous) obsessions - like eating rubber tires, deodorant, or vapor rub - you're sending nightmares straight to our brain with stories of individuals who have even more UNCOMFORTABLE fascinations!
For example, last night's episode of the TLC frighfest featured 62-year-old Julius, who doesn't seem to have any issues with eating things that he shouldn't, but still manages to give us the heebie-jeebies by demonstrating just how enamored he is with the “beautiful, soft, smooth, delicate” objects that the rest of us just call balloons!
But guys, don't worry! It's TOTALLY normal!
In fact, it's just like a “guy that prefers blondes or brunettes!”
His preference, however, just happens to be getting sexually aroused by inanimate objects!
We wish that this was about as uncomfortable as it gets, but just wait until he talks about the techniques he employs to ensure that he can, ahem, 'physically' express his love for the balloons!
Ch-ch-check it out…and so much MORE of the nightmare (above)!
Coming very soon - Urban Tarzan starring John Brennan, who actually changed his legal name to UrbanTarzan and has saved and helped exotic animals for over 20 years, will being airing on television on March 19th!
If you're expecting boring and tedious work though, you shouldn't have tuned in to Spike TV.
Peter Andre may already have kids, but that doesn't mean him and his girlfriend Emily MacDonagh haven't considered having some together!!!
”A dream of mine would be to get married and have more children and I'll do my best to do it correctly. I don't know [how many] but I know I'll have them! I'm a very young 40 year old. I'm a spring chick! I don't want to feel my age.”
Does he think he'll be getting married soon?
”I wouldn't say even if we had [talked about marriage], but me and Emily laugh about it and wonder why everyone's in a rush. People do it so quickly. This year, my parents have been married 58 years. I've had an unsuccessful marriage, but I'll try my best to do things right [like them]. I still think you've got to take your time.”
We would seriously LOVE if you got married, Peter.