This is possibly the most bizarre re-casting we've EVER heard of.
Selena Gomez has reportedly replaced none other than Nicole Kidman in the film Monte Carlo after producers decided they wanted the story to be more youthful.
OUCH! Bwah ha ha.
You KNOW Nicole probably got the news and then proceeded to rip her hair out, shatter every mirror in her house, and break out her emergency case of botox hidden in Keith Urban's guitar!!
Nothing calms the nerves like making yourself look
like a marble effing statue timeless.
You have yourself a day for beauty to
let your new face regain mobility unwind, bb.
The movie is based on the book Headhunters by Jules Bass, and chronicles four New Jersey women posing as heiresses in Monaco.
Gomez will now star with Blair Waldorf in the revamped version, which will instead revolve around a group of high school and college girls in Paris, France.
Frankly, we don't know which is harder to believe - school girls or ANYONE from Jersey being able to pass as heiresses!
We think they should have just taken the best aspects of both scenarios - youth and Jersey - and picked up Snooki Snickers, Jwoww, Sammi Sweetheart as the film's leads.
Maybe then it will be watchable!!
[Image via WENN.]
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