Wowee Zowee! Pardon us while we regain our composure in a cold shower!!
The red band trailer for Only God Forgives just went live and it's so hot it should come with directions to the neaest burn unit!
Yum, yum, yum!!
Ryan Gosling could play a sandwich artist at Subway and he'd still give us a $5 dollar foot long in our pants, but his role in this is way more hardcore than anything he's starred in since, well, Drive!
Which makes sense because Danish director Nicolas Winding Refn helmed both projects!!
We dare you to wa-wa-watch the trailer (above) without salivating!
Violence, mayhem, and the Ry guy's piercing blue eyes all in the same movie? Uhh, yeah, we're sold!!
Only God Forgives fights its way into select theaters worldwide on July 19th!!