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Dorner Cornered Doesn't Mean You Get The Reward; The Million Dollar Cop Killer Loophole

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If you look at the language in the three separate rewards posted for Christopher Dorner's whereabouts, it seems like none of the multiple private citizens who helped bring him down will get any kind of reward at all! That's bullshizz!!

Here's why: each of the rewards — the $1 million and two $100k rewards — all stipulate a payout based on the capture AND conviction of Dorner. He wasn't captured OR convicted, as they're all assuming the charred remains in the house belong to a deceased Dorner. If he's dead, they don't have to pay out.

If you add that to the speculation that the cops were the ones who

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Beyond that being a pretty hilarious mugshot, the story behind it is even funnier.

Well, part of it — he got a DUI, and drinking and driving is awful and no laughing matter.

What's funny is that he refused a breathalyzer after deputies smelled booze by saying, and we quote:

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Doctor Won't Treat Patients Over 200 Pounds

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueHealth

A woman, Ida Davidson, admits that she's overweight.

But she didn't expect to be turned down by a new doctor simply because she was over 200lbs!

That shiz cray!

Apparently, it's not even illegal or discriminatory or anything!

Though it is still mean.

Check out the video (above) to hear the doctor try and justify herself.

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Colin Ferrell: Slick And Sweaty

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Ohhhhh Colin Ferrell — you're in the best shape of your life right now!

Just look at you glisten… the sun catches your muscles in the most delicate of ways!

How'd you get so sweaty??

Wait, don't tell us. Ummm — you were learning how to alligator wrestle.

No?

How about hip hop dancing? Handstands? Digging holes? Waiting for lottery numbers?

Running though our minds all day?

We refuse to believe it's because you've been in the sun while on a beach.

Maybe we'll get a straight answer from your sister, since she's been around you the whole time you've been in Cancun.

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

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Peaches Geldof Just Says No To Son's Circumcision

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Oy vey!

That girl Peaches Geldof has got a lot of chutzpah!

Despite her conversion to Judaism last year, the brand new mommy does not plan to have her son circumcised.

Here's what her Jewish fiancee and frontman of the band C.H.U.D., Thomas Cohen, had to say:

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