It's no secret that the root of Lindsay Lohan's many problems come from the incredible degree of familial dysfunction in which she was raised, and even now that the troubled, hard-pAArtying starlet is 26 years old, her parents are still engaging in the behavior that has ultimately kept - and continues to keep her - stuck in a dangerous, tragic cycle of self-destruction!
So it should really be no surprise that on the day of their daughter's latest court session - as she's facing misdemeanor assault charges for punching a woman in a NYC nightclub late November - both Dina and Michael Lohan are once again battling it out with each other in the press over who's responsible for ruining the lives of their children the most…and getting into the most horrific details YET about the origins of their contentious, violent relationship!
This time around, it was Deviant Dina who first spoke out, and claimed that LiLo is so screwed up because of the insane amount of abuse she
Even though Robyn Brown, the latest of the Sister Wives, claimed that her polygamist lifestyle works because it gives "choices not take them away," it seems that husband Kody Brown has an ENTIRELY different take on what is expected in plural marriage!
In fact, on last night's episode of the TLC reality series, the reality star essentially demanded that Robyn, Meri, Christine, and Janelle OBEY all of his orders!
Thankfully, however, his multiple lady-loves did NOT approve of that his ridiculous attempt at power assertion, and called him right out on that kind of despicable behavior!
Check out the clip (above) which depicts the family patriarch exhausted during a RV trip to Illinois and pulling a temper tantrum because his wives dare question his judgment regarding who should be handling the crux of driving responsibilities!
Good lord, this girl's life is like one non-stop fill-in-the-blank!
Lindsay Lohan puts herself in (insert drama here) but claims it's not her fault, and manages to slither out of trouble by (insert resolution here)!
In the latest edition of the troubled starlet's current mess - the IRS seizing her bank assets to cover her tax leins for 2009-2011 - she's now doing just what she always does, and claiming that despite her previously reported ridiculous spending habits, she still is NOT to blame for the state of her finances!
One would think that having been in jail before and knowing just how awful it was, Lindsay Lohan would have cleaned up her act and done everything she could to avoid making the mistakes that put her behind bars in the first place!
But as we all know, that has NOT been the case for the troubled starlet!
In fact, despite the fact that she deliberately lied to the police about her responsibility and involvement in the PCH car accident that ultimately led to her latest probation violation, she's now said to be freaking out over the very real possibility that she could be back in jail by the time Christmas and New Year's roll around, and has told her long-suffering lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, to do whatever it takes to keep her out!
But according to Claus Hjelmbak, a pal of Lindsay Lohan's who was with the troubled starlet the night she accused Christian LaBella of assaulting her in her room at the W Hotel after she found out he was taking pictures of her on his cell phone, the reason she's not in a good place has nothing to do with any of HER choices!