Ever wonder what would happen if the creator of Family Guy made a live-action movie? Wonder no more because the first look at Seth MacFarlane's big screen debut has arrived!
Check out the restricted trailer (above) for Ted, a comedy starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis, which tells the story of a grown man parting with his magical stuffed teddy bear that came to life when he was a child.
WARNING: Ted is NOT to be confused with Teddy Ruxpin, so don't take your children to see this movie or let them watch this trailer (above), for that matter.
For all the mature audiences, on the other hand, enjoy! Do U think this movie will be HIGHlarious?
We wonder if they think girlfriend's a threat to herself.
According to insiders at the UCLA Medical Center, where Lindsanity LOLhan is currently shacked up for her 90 day rehab stint, patients in the hard-pAArtying wacktress' ward are not allowed to receive presents that could do bodily harm.
Well, we'd hope not!!
Items like "balloons, breakables, and anything with sharp points" are banned, while suggest gifts include "soft, cuddly things."
LOLs! Those aren't safe, either! LiLo's going to rip those things to shreds while she detoxes!
But we are pleased to hear that they are monitoring her so closely - sounds like this center is much better suited to handle Lindsay's type of crazy!
The full lineup has been announced and it's ridiculously awesome! By far THE BEST party of all SXSW!
AND, even better than that is 100% of all the tickets we sold is going DIRECTLY to benefit the vital work of the Vh1 Save The Music Foundation, which is helping to ensure that music education remains in our classrooms!
It's gonna be a super fun and super long night - just how we like it! So come early and stay late! It's gonna be a night you'll never forget!
Perez Hilton's 7th Annual One Night In Austin
4:00PM - Doors Open
4:35 PM - Juliette Ashby
5:15 PM - MisterWives
5:55 PM - Kesington Kross
6:35 PM - LIZ
7:15 PM - Lindsey Stirling
8:20 PM - Blondie
9:25 PM - Mary Lambert
10:10 PM - Betty Who
10:55 PM - American Authors
11:45 PM - A Great Big World
12:30 AM - Ingrid Michaelson
In between sets, DJs Clinton Sparks, Aaron LaCrate and Jeffrey Tonnesen will keep the energy high and the mood fun!