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If you don't quit being a lazy bum and get a job, you just might have a heart attack!

Well, that's what this new study is saying at least — and we suppose it isn't limited to just those who are being lazy, but those who are struggling to find sustainable employment! Seriously, we were joking about calling the jobless lazy.

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Steffen Kjaergaard, a retired Norwegian cyclist, was a former teammate of Lance Armstrong.

He has been suspended from his job at the Norwegian Cycling Foundation after admitting that he had used the banned substances EPO and cortisone when racing.

He said:

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Well, Evander Holyfield just made us into liars. LOLz!

We previously mentioned that he was DONE with boxing, which makes sense seeing as how he's turning 50 this Friday.

But now he's apparently changing his mind.

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It's true, Evander Holyfield is completely done with boxing forever, even though we were hearing that he wanted to fight one last time.

At 49 years old, we'd say this is probably a good move, even for such a legendary fighter!

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This is just wrong: Jerry Sandusky, who has just been convicted on a bunch of counts of molesting children and will be spending the next 30-60 years in prison, is going to be able to keep his pension.

We're sorry, but if you use your job and the status that comes with that job to prey on young boys sexually, you should not be allowed to keep your pension. That's bullshizz!

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Antisa Khvichava claimed she was 132 year old, born on July 8th, 1880.

Let that sink in — think of all the wars and technological advances she saw. Astounding!

Except, it might not be true.

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As we previously mentioned, Jerry "The King" Lawler, a WWE announcer and semi-retired wrestler, had a heart attack live on air!

He was immediately taken to the hospital where he was treated and his life was saved.

Well the WWE just released a statement that said:

"Jerry 'The King' Lawler has been released from a Montreal medical facility and will be heading home in the next several days. We continue to wish Jerry all the best, and we look forward to him returning to WWE in the future."

We absolutely wish him the best too!

He seems to have made such a fast recovery, it's amazing that he's out of the hospital already.

We think maybe it's time to go from "semi-retired" to fully retired wrestler.

Feel better!

[Image via WENN.]

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