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Sandusky Wants His Pension Back!

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When Jerry Sandusky was sentenced to 30-60 years in prison, he forfeited many things.

Mainly, his right to freely walk the streets.

Justice was served in response to the Penn State sex scandal.

But Sandusky is still fighting, he just doesn't know when to quit.

Sandusky is currently fighting to get his $59,000-a-year pension back!

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Being Unemployed Might Give You A Heart Attack

Filed under: Business BlitzHealthScary!

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If you don't quit being a lazy bum and get a job, you just might have a heart attack!

Well, that's what this new study is saying at least — and we suppose it isn't limited to just those who are being lazy, but those who are struggling to find sustainable employment! Seriously, we were joking about calling the jobless lazy.

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Lance Armstrong's Former Teammate Admits To Doping

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Steffen Kjaergaard, a retired Norwegian cyclist, was a former teammate of Lance Armstrong.

He has been suspended from his job at the Norwegian Cycling Foundation after admitting that he had used the banned substances EPO and cortisone when racing.

He said:

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Evander Holyfield Just Decided NOT To Retire!

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Well, Evander Holyfield just made us into liars. LOLz!

We previously mentioned that he was DONE with boxing, which makes sense seeing as how he's turning 50 this Friday.

But now he's apparently changing his mind.

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Evander Holyfield Is DONE With Boxing!

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It's true, Evander Holyfield is completely done with boxing forever, even though we were hearing that he wanted to fight one last time.

At 49 years old, we'd say this is probably a good move, even for such a legendary fighter!

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Jerry Sandusky Gets To Keep His Pension

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This is just wrong: Jerry Sandusky, who has just been convicted on a bunch of counts of molesting children and will be spending the next 30-60 years in prison, is going to be able to keep his pension.

We're sorry, but if you use your job and the status that comes with that job to prey on young boys sexually, you should not be allowed to keep your pension. That's bullshizz!

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World's Oldest Person Dies At 132???

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Antisa Khvichava claimed she was 132 year old, born on July 8th, 1880.

Let that sink in — think of all the wars and technological advances she saw. Astounding!

Except, it might not be true.

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