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Lance Armstrong's Former Teammate Admits To Doping

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Steffen Kjaergaard, a retired Norwegian cyclist, was a former teammate of Lance Armstrong.

He has been suspended from his job at the Norwegian Cycling Foundation after admitting that he had used the banned substances EPO and cortisone when racing.

He said:

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Evander Holyfield Just Decided NOT To Retire!

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Well, Evander Holyfield just made us into liars. LOLz!

We previously mentioned that he was DONE with boxing, which makes sense seeing as how he's turning 50 this Friday.

But now he's apparently changing his mind.

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Evander Holyfield Is DONE With Boxing!

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It's true, Evander Holyfield is completely done with boxing forever, even though we were hearing that he wanted to fight one last time.

At 49 years old, we'd say this is probably a good move, even for such a legendary fighter!

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Jerry Sandusky Gets To Keep His Pension

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This is just wrong: Jerry Sandusky, who has just been convicted on a bunch of counts of molesting children and will be spending the next 30-60 years in prison, is going to be able to keep his pension.

We're sorry, but if you use your job and the status that comes with that job to prey on young boys sexually, you should not be allowed to keep your pension. That's bullshizz!

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World's Oldest Person Dies At 132???

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Antisa Khvichava claimed she was 132 year old, born on July 8th, 1880.

Let that sink in — think of all the wars and technological advances she saw. Astounding!

Except, it might not be true.

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WWE's Jerry Lawler Out Of The Hospital!

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As we previously mentioned, Jerry "The King" Lawler, a WWE announcer and semi-retired wrestler, had a heart attack live on air!

He was immediately taken to the hospital where he was treated and his life was saved.

Well the WWE just released a statement that said:

"Jerry 'The King' Lawler has been released from a Montreal medical facility and will be heading home in the next several days. We continue to wish Jerry all the best, and we look forward to him returning to WWE in the future."

We absolutely wish him the best too!

He seems to have made such a fast recovery, it's amazing that he's out of the hospital already.

We think maybe it's time to go from "semi-retired" to fully retired wrestler.

Feel better!

[Image via WENN.]

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Andy Roddick Loses U.S. Open, Retires

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You've had a good run, Andy Roddick.

It's true: Andy didn't win the U.S. Open this year, but he still stuck to what he's been saying all along and has decided to retire from the sport.

He's the only American man who has won a grand slam singles title, but he lost Wednesday in the fourth round of the U.S. Open

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