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Shia LaBeouf Is A Big, Fat Liar! Not Only Is He NOT Retiring, Wait Till You See What Mega, Hollywood Project He's Signed Onto Next!

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But…but…we thought he wasn't famous anymore?!?!

Shia LaBeouf is doing it SO wrong.

This is NOT how you spend your retirement!

Looks like he was lying to ALL of us since it's just been announced that the Nymphomaniac actor has joined the newest Barry Levinson film, Rock the Kasbah!

Shia will be starring alongside a bunch of big names like Zooey Deschanel, Bill Murray, Bruce Willis, Danny McBridge, and Kate Hudson!

So, seeing as Shi-Shi likes to method act, maybe all his antics were for the film?

Doubtful, seeing as the film revolves around

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13 Stars Who've Claimed Retirement!

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Shia LaBeouf has been on a steep downward spiral for a year now, but we never thought his career would end like this!

And to think, we once believed he was an exception to the troubled child star curse!

After getting fired from a job, being accused of volatile behavior on sets, a string of plagiarism scandals, and countless instances of scary aggressive drunk behavior, Shia has insisted that he will retire from leaving his house all together!

On January 10, Shia tweeted:

And then later (repeatedly) wrote:

Sorry baby, we can't forget you that easily!!!

We just hope Shia steps away from the spotlight to get some much-needed rest and relaxation so that he can come back to us refreshed and ready to deliver some award-winning performances.

Even if he might be out of control now, he's WAY too talented to abandon acting forever!

But sadly, Shia isn't the only celeb who's (sort of) claimed retirement prematurely.

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "13 Stars Who've Claimed Retirement!"

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CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "13 Stars Who've Claimed Retirement!"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "13 Stars Who've Claimed Retirement!"

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Shia LaBeouf Says All Of His Antics Were For Performance Art! Claims He Was Pulling A Joaquin Phoenix On Everyone!

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Hmmm…not entirely sure we believe this excuse…

Shia LaBeouf has explained his bizarre antics, the plagiarism, skywriting, retirement, and all that jazz, on it being one giant bout of performance art!

Pulling a Joaquin Phoenix, eh?

The actor took to his Twitter to post two pics of paper that explain everything that he was doing as performance art. Both of which have been deleted, but can be viewed in their full, ranting glory (below)!

Essentially, the Nymphomaniac actor claims that the hashtag, #stopcreating, is a project he created with Luke Turner who is a "Meta-Modernist," Kenneth Goldsmith who was the Museum of Modern Art's first poet laureate, and David Ayer (who wrote Training Day & End Of Watch).

In the explanation, he states:

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Shia LaBeouf's "#StopCreating" Skywriting Cost The Retired & NOT Famous Actor $$$! See How Much HERE!

Shia LaBeouf hires another skywriter and it cost him $25,000

Well, he may not be famous anymore, but he's not letting that worry him where money is concerned!

Shia LaBeouf has been getting up to a lot of different ridiculous antics since he was caught plagiarizing, like the cease & desist letter, being offended by Jim Carrey's joke, hiring a skywriter not once but twice, announcing his retirement, and a lot of other ridiculous things but THIS just may be the most outlandish yet.

It's been reported just how much money Shia paid for his second skywriting stunt (above) and it definitely didn't come cheap.

Reportedly, Shia shelled out $25,000 for the #StopCreating cloud writing.

SAY WHAT!

According to the company that did the writing, Skytypers, they were contacted by Shia's people and later that day they dispatched five planes for the job, with each soaring wing-to-wing letting out the smoke to spell out his message above El Lay!

Another interesting tidbit is that the message measured five miles long, except it only lasted for 7 minutes each time, so they had to rewrite his hashtag 18 times!

CRAZY!

We hope it was worth the money!

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Lily Allen Takes Us On An Air Balloon Journey In Her Newest Song! Listen HERE!!!

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We're SO happy she's decided to come out of retirement!

Lily Allen has released another new song, titled Air Balloon, and it sounds like she's returning to her Brit-pop roots!

We LOVE it!

The beat is super catchy, Lily's voice sounds AH-MAZE, and the lyrics are fun & whimsical with a devilish undertone! The singer has DEF returned to form and we're officially obsessed!

When will we get an entire album?! Don't make us wait too long, gurlfriend!

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Zach Braff's Response To Shia LaBeouf's Retirement Echos The Sentiments Of Us All!

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Zach Braff responds to Shia LaBeoufs retirement

This wins all the awards.

As news broke of Shia LaBeouf announcing his "retirement" on Twitter, we just rolled our eyes and added it to the list of things he's done since he was caught plagiarizing Daniel Clowes.

However, the comedic genius that he is, Zach Braff tweeted a response to Shia's tweet and it's AH-MAZING.

The response, just a simple gif, is so spot on and explains, most likely, everyone's responses to Shia's antics.

He tweeted:

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EXCLUSIVE! Shia LaBeouf Hires ANOTHER Skywriter After Announcing Retirement! See What He Said This TIME!

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AGAIN!?!?

After announcing his retirement this morning, Shia LaBeouf has hired ANOTHER skywriter to make sure EVERYONE knows he's done.

This time, it says, (same as he tweeted this morning):

#StopCreating

How much money is he blowing on this ridiculous gesture?!

And that's how you retire? By hiring a skywriter to keep letting everyone know you're done with being in the spotlight?!

So many questions! Someone go talk some sense into him!

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