Uh, we don't know about you, but we're choking on our drool right now!
This Tuesday will go down in history!
The shot (above) is probably our fave because RiRi looks absolutely flawless and we get a tiny peek of nipple, but there's also an image of her holding a shower head to her crotch that might seriously distract you from your work.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Also, click to see the uncensored version of this pic, but make sure your boss isn't standing behind your desk!
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