Patrick Schwarzenegger is by no means a bodybuilder like his dad was, but we're willing to bet that with abs like that he could easily become one overnight!
Seriously, if he started at like 7PM, he'd be a bodybuilder by the next morning! THAT'S how close he is!
It looks like he's out having fun jumping off a boat (still very much topless), and we're glad he brought his Muscle Inspector (above) with him, because you never know when you'll need your muscles inspected. That's just how it works.
Whatever happened to that baby-faced Ryan Phillippe of days past??
This new version is ALL UP in our dreamz! LOLz!
Ryan was caught leaving the gym — and the results don't lie. Looks like he's now cut from head to toe, and not afraid to prove it. We feel like he got those tats JUST to have his muscles on display!! We're okay with that! HA!
We held out and gave Lance the benefit of the doubt for quite some time, but there comes a point when you can no longer do that. With last week's flood of evidence, that point has already come for us.
Officially, that time has now come for the Tour de France too, as Lance has just been officially stripped of his seven titles by the International Cycling Union.