All right, James Franco: you have our attention!
The king of sexy squinting took to his own Instagram page this morning to post some serious make out pics of him and a "mystery chick" getting it on in his car!
Not only do they round 1st and 2nd base, but if you ch-ch-check out the pic below, you'll see this girl going down on Franco's…ehem…shift stick!!!
Well, this kicked into high gear rather quickly — or did it?
As if putting these scandalous shots out for all the world to see wasn't suspect enough, James also gave them the Perez Hilton treatment with some self-inflicted doodles!
James even went on Twitter to reach out to us personally, publishing this message: