Let's face it, masturbation is a part of life.
Birds do it, bees do it, even educated
bees whales do it!
Masturbating while driving, however, is NOT a part of life at all. It's dangerous, creepy, and illegal!
And masturbating while driving a public transit bus full of commuters? That's just cray!!!!
Unfortunately, better judgement didn't stop 41-year-old George Simpson from doing the five-knuckle shuffle while transporting a bus full of unsuspecting passengers late last month!!!
And he was caught on tape!
One Manhattan librarian didn't appreciate watching him skin his own salami on her evening
cummute commute so she recorded the whole encounter!
See the graphically disturbing and definitely NSFW transit nightmare unfold…AFTER THE JUMP!!!