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Sofia Vergara Flashes Deadly Double-D Tittays In Machete Kills! See The Perky New Poster HERE!

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BritBrit, we love what you've done with your… wait a second, thats not Britney Spears!!

It's Sofia Vergara smuggling deadly weapons in her sweater!

She's the latest pretty poster girl for Machete Kills, following the lovely Amber Heard and Alexa Vega.

The Modern Family star is no stranger to nip-slips, of course, but we've never seen her boobies bust out like this! Wowza!

The concept reminds us of Britney's FIERCE cameo in Austin Powers, but certainly there is room enough in Hollywood for two ladies with killer tits, LOLz!!

See the fresh poster for Robert Rodriguez's upcoming sequel in all of it's seXXXay glory…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Kristin Chenoweth Is A Pretty Little Pixie At Project Runway

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Kristin Chenoweth looked like Tinker Bell come to life at the Project Runway season 11 finale in NYC on Friday.

The petite actress was absolutely lovely in a shiny silver A-line Robert Rodriguez frock and studded mesh Christian Louboutin booties.

So much talent and beauty packed into one dainty being!

Ugh, we just ADORE her!

Is she not just the cutest or what?!

[Image via Retna LTD.]

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Lindsay Lohan’s Machete Kills Role Not Scheduled Around Court Because She's Not Even Wanted For Sequel!

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That’s gotta burn a little.

Or a lot!

But Lindsay Lohan shouldn’t start throwing a hissy fit just because she's being rejected all over — including the sequel of Machete!!

You see, director Robert Rodriguez has made up a perfectly good excuse explanation for not having LiLo reprise her role as April in the sequel Machete Kills. He said:

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Josh Brolin Will Morph Into Clive Owen For Sin City: A Dame To Kill For!

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Oh man, you guys!

After seven years of anticipation, we FINALLY know what Clive Owen's character in Sin City looked like before he had facial reconstruction surgery!

Here's a hint: it's A LOT like Josh Brolin!

That's right, fresh on the heels of the news that Joseph Gordon Levitt dropped out of The Guardians of the Galaxy casting race to secure himself a role in the long-awaited sequel to 2005 noir smash, A Dame To Kill For, the Gangster Squad star - who recently got himself into a little trouble with the law for public intoxication - has also joined the cast of the Robert Rodriguez adaptation of Frank Miller's graphic novel series as a younger version of Dwight!

For those of you unfamiliar with the first film, the character mentioned in the original film that he had recently gone under the knife to disguise himself from authorities, and as the vignettes that comprise these films tend to be non-linear and out of order, it makes sense that both actors will get to appear in the same role in the same movie!

As Rodriguez and Miller said in a statement:

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Rejects Guardians Of The Galaxy Over A Dame To Kill For!

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Okay, so we have some bad news, folks!

But don't worry! We'll get it out of the way first, so we can get straight to the GOOD stuff!

Although we were super excited to hear that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was in the running for the role of Peter Quill in one of the new Marvel super-hero movies currently being developed, Guardians of the Galaxy, we're sad to report that the actor has bowed out of the casting race due to scheduling conflicts!

Oh, but what scheduling conflicts might THOSE be?!

Only the much-anticipated, long-awaited follow-up to Robert Rodriguez's Sin City, A Dame To Kill For!

That's right!

The super sexy actor will apparently be playing the role

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Robert Rodriguez's Machete Sequel Slain In Utero?

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The only thing better than a guilty pleasure cult-action flick is its inevitable sequel!

Danny Trejo was bad-arse in Machete, and we can't wait to see him in Machete Kills!

But that might not happen if the people suing rolling-up-their-sleeves-in-preparation-for-a-lube-less-anal-fisting-of director Robert Rodriguez get their way!

Overnight Productions filed a motion in court to kill the film's pre-release and cut ties with Robert all together!

They also want $2 mil in damages!

And apparently this is all over some tax document snafu!

We aren't sure how worthwhile their case is, but this bums us out because we were really looking forward to the flick!

Between the seXXXay Jessica Alba, the spicy Michelle Rodriguez, the buxomly Amber Heard, and Charlie Sheen as the Perezident…

How could anyone deprive the world of this film?!

[Image via Overnight Productions.]

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Spy Kid Alexa Vega's Lady Parts Have Matured In Machete Kills

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Whoa! They grow up so fast, don't they?

Alexa Vega, the lil' cutie from 2001's Spy Kids, looks daaaaayum adult-like in this still from Machete Kills!

She isn't the only hottie poking her head out for the sequel Danny Trejo's 2010 cult classic — Amber Heard is finer than panda fur too!

Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez will reprise their roles from the first flick, but we're most excited to see what newcomers Vanessa Hudgens and Mel Gibson bring to the cast!

Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills open July 31, 2013!

In the meanwhile, ch-ch-check out more hot pics of Alexa (below)!

[Image via Twitter.]

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