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Instagram Just Made All Your Chat Apps Obsolete! Get IG Direct Messaging Deets HERE!

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Instagram has done it again!

The ubiquitous picture sharing app got even MORE useful today after a software update was released that allows users to send direct messages to one another!

Oh, you sneaky fox!!! We see what you're doing!

The app first crept its way into our lives with its paint-by-numbers photo filters, but it didn't stop there! Next Instagram blew Vine out of the water with video sharing capabilities, and now it is moving its way into the chat racket!!

Founder Kevin Systrom admitted:

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Pennsylvania Voter Records Evidence Of Anti-Obama Electronic Ballot Tampering At Polls!

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Ahhh! We gave the machines too much power!

In all started when we enabled them to do electronic banking and, apparently, allowing them to "count" up our votes is another step in the wrong direction!

Ch-ch-check out the vid from a concerned voter in PA who hoped to re-elect President Obama, but was thwarted by the evil robot overlord (above)!

Every time this civic-minded citizen tried to choose the Prez, evil-tronic voting machine forced him to cast his vote for Mittens!

Of course, we have no proof this is a robot conspiracy, but the only alternative is believing the Republicans participated in voter fraud!

It's time to defend yourselves against the robot apocalypse!!

These automated killers are already monitoring our diets, forcing us to bow down for snacks, and disguising themselves to look human!

We're living in the prequel to The Matrix, but Keanu Reeves isn't here to save us!!!

Our machine oppressors already run faster than cheetahs, and they're six times as smart!!

We're all DOOMED!

P.S. The polls are almost closed; don't forget to vote!!

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IBM Bans Siri To Prevent Robot Apocalypse Privacy Leaks

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Siri told us she was our friend!?

IBM issued an employee-wide decree Wednesday, Siri enabled devices are NOT permitted to interact with any campus or company networks!!

Contrary to what Samuel L. Jackson and Jooey Zooey Deschanel might have you believe, IBM management fears Apple’s might be collecting data on more than just organic mushroom markets.

The iPhone4 Software License Agreement states:

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Whoa! Robots Are Getting Realistic…Maybe TOO Realistic

This is really cool, but also a bit disturbing. We saw the Terminator movies…we know what happens next. LOLz.

Check out the video (above) of the most realistic looking robot ever, which was created by Geminoid research site's associate professor Henrik Scharfe.

The robot, or Geminoid, was built around professor Scharfe's likeness. Its software allows him to transfer facial expressions and such to the robot.

Here's the best/funniest/creepiest part: When asked if the robot is anatomically correct, Scharfe's answer was "vague."

…Inneresting…

Do U like this robot? Or should it be feared because it's a blatant sign of the impending robot apocalypse?

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