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Dead dogs aren't cool. Unless they are animated and directed by Tim Burton, of course!
The moviemaker's newest feature is a Nightmare Before Christmas-esque family film about a boy who brings his dead dog back to life with a science kit and it's called Frankenweenie.
Awwww….ew? In true Tim Burton style, it looks as creepy as it does heartwarming.
Check out the trailer above and let's all be thankful that Vivid didn't think of this title first, then hire Ron Jeremy to star in it.
Do U think Frankenweenie looks good?
Ahh! So much penis!
They're just flappin' around everywhere in this video!
But don't worry, they're all safely secured in multi-colored speedos.
Even Ron Jeremy's…
This LMFAO video is HIGHlarious, and it's set at the perfect place for all this craziness — Venice Beach!
Check it out for URself and press play!
No, not as a bartender. He's actually got his own brand!
It's hilariously called Ron de Jeremy and here's how it's described:
“Ron de Jeremy is exceptionally smooth 7-year old rum from Panama. It is created by another legend, a 72-year old Cuban Master Blender Francisco ‘Don Pancho’ Fernandez. Ron de Jeremy tastes perfect naked with nothing added and works equally great as a mixer. It is the adult rum.”
LOLz! We have to try it!
For a 57 year old porn-star, we've gotta admit that Ron Jeremy knows how to brand and market himself even though nobody really wants to see him sexin' anymore. He's had a lot of cameos, and now the classiest of the classy can drink his booze!
Will U be trying it??
Well, how comforting!
Instead of getting incoherently drunk, he probably just had lots of nasty sex with anonymous women! Because he doesn't have a problem with excess or anything, right?
This past week, Charlie Sheen somehow escaped jail and significant rehab time and made his way to the Playboy mansion to celebrate, but don't worry, folks, because according to pornstar Ron Jeremy, the scumbag stayed completely sober!
How nice! What an effort that must have been!
Oh well, we'll sure it will only be a matter of time before he falls off the wagon or pulls some other despicable shiz that will land him back in court!
[Image via WENN.]