These 'Positive' Reviews Of Batman v Superman Are So Hilariously Half-Hearted! See The Least Encouraging Thumbs Up Ever!
If you just have to know what Ben Affleck is like as the new Batman or prefer your Henry Cavill in skintight spandex and dating a woman his own age, bad reviews won't deter you from seeing Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
But you may want to take a look at all of the film's "good" reviews instead.
As of this writing, BvS has a discouraging 37% on RottenTomatoes, the site that rates films based on an aggregate of dozens of reviews.
That percentage is based on how many of the reviews are "fresh" — or generally considered positive, as opposed to "rotten".
So already, not great. BUT it gets worse….
See, we noticed that all the "fresh" reviews aren't so much positive as full of glass-half-full, can-do spirit in the face of adversity. Kind of like choking down your hot boyfriend's terrible cooking. After all, he tried so hard. And he's hot.
Here's a sampling of the half-hearted recommendations (and keep in mind these are the POSITIVE reviews):