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Prince William Leaves Royal Air Force To Focus On Raising Prince George & Other Royal Obligations!

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NoooOOOOoooo!!! But you know how much we ADORE a man in uniform!!!

Officials have confirmed that Prince William is just broke up with the Royal Air Force!!!

He finished his tour of duty as a search-and-rescue helicopter pilot, and now he's got bigger fish to fry!!

By "bigger fish" we of course mean a tiny baby!! And, since he would never cook a child, let's replace "fry" with raise or cuddle while we're at it!!

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Prince Harry Called A Drunk Killer By Warlord!

Eeee!

Prince Harry may have had one too many drAAnks during his naked Las Vegas romp, but we imagine that when it comes to his Royal Air Force responsibilities he is 100% sober and alert…

But Gulbuddin Hekmatyar, a high-powered Afghan warlord who has reportedly masterminded attacks agaisnt NATO forces in Afghanistan, recently damned the "Party Prince," calling him a drunk, murderous jackal!

Gulbuddin remarked in a rare interview conducted from his mountain hideout:

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Prince William Airlifts Sick Child Out Of Northern Ireland Despite Security Threat!

You go Glen Coco Prince William!

The future King of England took some time out of his holiday celebrations to help airlift a sick infant in Northern Ireland, despite the fact that the area was deemed not 100% safe!

The child was taken from Antrim Hospital to a hospital in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne.

What a Prince Charming in EVERY sense of the word!

Wills, like his brother Harry, is a member

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Kate Middleton Cock Chopper Blocks Prince William From RAF Duties?!

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If a dude's gotta fly, then let him spread his wings twirly blades and hover… right?!

After having her topless sunbathing session violated by photogs, it makes sense that all Kate Middleton would want to do is settle into her newly refurbished St. James Palace apartment with hubby Prince William, kick off her elegant shoes, and cuddle on the couch say… for the next ten years or so.

But nay!

Obvi, the Prince has Royal responsibilities to attend to, one of which is flying helicopters for the Royal Air Force!

Kate is reportedly NOT happy with Wills' flights of fancy duty as his position requires he live 200 miles away from her in Wales, thus she is supposedly giving Will until the end of the year to decide whether or not he wants to continue flying for his country!

One Royal insider reveals:

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Prince William Is Now A Royal Air Force Captain!

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Now THIS is what we call putting in the effort: Prince William has taken the past two years and worked hard in the Royal Air Force

… to the point where he is officially qualified to be an operational captain!

What does that mean?

It means he can lead his OWN missions in RAF Sea King helicopters! By himself!

This is what you get when you

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