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Nightmare Diarrhea Cruise Ship 2: Electric Poogaloo

Filed under: Icky Icky PooSickScary!Travel

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We've said it before, and we'll say it again: We're not sure why people want to go on cruises!

It's not that they couldn't potentially be fun, it's just that the odds of it being horrible outweigh that potential, and we've NEVER heard of anyone having an amazing time on one. Seems like the scam of the century, especially when you realize how often illness strikes the passengers — and the norovirus is def something you do NOT want while stuck in the middle of the ocean!

This is probably sounding all to familiar at this point, but more than 100 people aboard the ship Vision of the Seas (Royal Caribbean) got sick with

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John Travolta Sued Again! Cruise Ship 'Masseuse' Files Suit Against Him And His Very Tired Team Of Lawyers!

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Now this is what Wild Hogs should have been about!

Another lawsuit is being filed by a man who claims John Travolta sexually assaulted him.

If you’re keeping score at home, that makes… well, that makes you really good at math.

Fabian Zanzi worked on the Love Boat Royal Caribbean cruise ship delivering room service to passenger cabins in 2009.

What started out as a simple late night food delivery eventually turned into — stop us if you’ve heard this song before — an illicit man-on-man encounter involving Travolta and an awkward massage.

Zanzi was "coerced" into massaging the actor's neck. Travolta then disrobed, exposed his erect Swordfish, and forcefully embraced the ship’s employee.

That is NOT the kind of tip these people expect, John!!

As if that wasn’t creepy enough, Travolta then

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Cruise Line Incident Report Pokes Holes In John Travolta's Third Accuser's Story

Filed under: John TravoltaLegal Matters

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Much like the first male masseuse to accuse John Travolta of sexual assault and battery, the Royal Caribbean cruise line employee's case against the actor may crumble before a judge ever issues a ruling.

Fabian Zanzi made claims that Travolta asked him for a neck massage, then stripped down and offered $12,000 for some sex on the down low, but his initial incident report says differently.

In fact, there is no mention of anything

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Kate Gosselin's Cruise Sinks Due To Poor Ticket Sales

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Poor Kate Gosselin!

The Kate Plus 8 star’s plans for her Royal Caribbean celebrity cruise have been axed due to

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Foxy Brown Freaks Out And Gets Kicked Off A Cruise…Because Of Her Nails

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Manicurists-at-sea, beware!

On Monday, Foxy Brown was three hours late to a manicure appointment while on a Royal Caribbean cruise, and when they couldn't accommodate her, she FREAKED OUT, and was kicked off the cruise.

Sources says Foxy was "removed from the salon," and kept under supervision until she was forced to leave the ship when they docked at the Cayman Islands.

Oh Foxy…when will you learn???

Do U think Foxy was in the wrong? Or is it the manicurist's fault for not waiting three hours for her to show up? Ha!

[Image via WENN.]

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Katie And Suri Take To The Seas!

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On Sunday, Katie Holmes took a break from filming scenes from her new film Jack and Jill aboard Royal Caribbean's new ship Allure of the Seas in Fort Lauderdale.

Suri was holding hands with her friend and looking adorbs in a polka dot dress on the boardwalk!

So cute! Hope they all had fun!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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