NoooOOOOoooo!!! But you know how much we ADORE a man in uniform!!!
Officials have confirmed that Prince William is just broke up with the Royal Air Force!!!
He finished his tour of duty as a search-and-rescue helicopter pilot, and now he's got bigger fish to fry!!
By "bigger fish" we of course mean a tiny baby!! And, since he would never cook a child, let's replace "fry" with raise or cuddle while we're at it!!