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Steven Seagal Was Legitimately Asked What He Thinks Of Sochi's Security — And Here's WHY!

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If you've been worried about Russia's security like we've been (24/7), and whether or not it's good enough for the Sochi Winter Olympic Games, well we've got some good news!

An expert has said it's all good to go!

That expert was Steven Seagal, no joke. So that must mean there are thousands of martial artists in Sochi just prepared for the worst!

LOLz!

We can't with these pictures…

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Where's the remote? We need to watch more of this shizz!

Apparently Steven is the man to go for information like this — as he's become close friends with Putin and has even been on a fact-finding mission to Russia about security for our congress after last year's Boston Marathon bombing!

Ch-ch-check out this clip from a few weeks ago that explains it better than we ever could:

The more you know!

[Image via Patrick Sandusky's Twitter.]

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Wave If You're Pooping In A Russian Toilet! Official Admits To Bathroom Video Surveillance!

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Russia's Sochi Winter Olympics are plagued with problems, especially when it comes to living conditions — but this is just outrageous!

Apparently people are being spied on in the bathroom with video surveillance!!

This isn't just some rumor, either! It was accidentally admitted by

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Russia's Recently Captured Orcas Won't Go To Sochi After All, But Where They're Going Isn't Much Better!

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Russia's killer whales aren\'t going to be on display at Sochi after all!

We previously mentioned that Russian hunters had captured two wild orcas and they were going to be put on display during the Sochi Winter Games.

We also mentioned how freakin' awful that is and how was can't believe people are still treating whales this way.

Hasn't anyone in Russia seen Blackfish!?!

Well, apparently, they have. Or they have a heart at least, because it's reported that the orcas will NOT be on display during the Olympics!!

Hooray! The whales can go free now… right?

WRONG. The orcas were shipped to Moscow and instead of being shuttled over to Sochi, they're going to just stay in Moscow.

Seeing as how Moscow isn't the ocean, we're still not too happy.

Also there's the fact that the aquarium is "still in the process of being built," according to a whale conservationist with some inside knowledge.

We're glad they're not going to the Games but we wish they'd just RELEASE THOSE MAJESTIC CREATURES!

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Vladimir Putin Says Gays Will Be Safe At Russian Olympics If They "Leave Kids Alone!" Maybe Putin Should Put A Sock In It!

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Oh no he did NOT just say that! Nyet!

In a recent meeting with a group of volunteers at an Olympic mountain venue, Vladimir Putin was asked by one of them about his attitude towards gay people, especially in light of Russia's anti-gay propaganda laws.

And he responded with THIS shocking statement:

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Fluffy Russian Kittens Get Auto-Tuned!!

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Omg… omg omg omg!!!

This is seriously the best thing we've ever seennnnnnn!

Several cutie kitties were recorded meowing in a music studio.

The tiny little babies are so painfully cute and they're so fluffy and oh god we want all of them!

Their mews and meows were recorded and auto-tuned and set to piano and it's seriously the best thing ever.

We want this song to be the theme song to our life!!

Check out the video (above) to see and hear the cutest thing in the entire world!!!

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Game Of Thrones' Emilia Clarke Gets Caught In The Russian Political Scene!

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Game of Thrones' Emilia Clarke may rule over the 7 kingdoms one day, but there's another kingdom she may have to deal with first: Russia.

You know, that icy land beyond the Berlin Wall?

Promotional ads used to back the Russian mayoral candidate for Yekaterinburg (not exactly the greatest city that ever was or ever will be) mistakenly used Khaleesi's picture WITHOUT PERMISSION!

On top of that, they claimed the 26-year old actress was actually a girl named Anya, and that she had this to say on behalf of the Putin-backed candidate:

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Maria Sharapova Satisfies Her Need For Speed During A Porshe Photo Shoot!

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Is there anything better than sexy women with fast cars?

The correct answer is obviously, "no!"

That's why the geniuses at Porshe decided to do a photo shoot with the lovely tennis superstar Maria Sharapova!

The Russian beauty posed with some seriously expensive fast cars in Manhattan Beach, and she made sure to wear some VERY short shorts to remind us all that she has some smokin' hot legs!

Thank goodness she didn't hurt them on those slippery courts at Wimbledon!

Maybe this was actually a bad choice by Porshe, because people might be too distracted by Maria to even notice there's a car in the background! LOLz!

That Grigor Dimitrov is one lucky guy!

[Image via Angela Weiss/Getty Images.]

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