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Mickey Mouse And Spongebob Squarepants Were Involved In A Brawl! Watch Your Childhood Go Down The Drain In Russia!

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Wow!

We don't think we've EVER seen something like this before!

Hopefully no kids who are fans these shows will see this!

A Russian dashboard camera caught one of the most bizarre brawls that we've seen in recent memory when two dudes, one dressed up like Mickey Mouse and the other dressed as Spongebob Squarepants, plus two other costumed characters that we didn't recognize, all beat up on another person!

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It's A Dark Day For Science: The Russian Space Sex Lizards Are Dead

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Space exploration is a dangerous game.

Sure, it'd be safer to never leave our homes and just keep our feet firmly on planet earth — but then progress would never happen.

Five brave Russian sex lizards have given their lives in the name of progress. They're the sex geckos that were lost in space.

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A Russian Couple Does Kiesza Right! Watch Their Epic Moves HERE!

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In Russia, Kiesza dances you!!!

A Russian couple whipped out their best moves to dance along to Kiesza's Hideaway, and whoa, we think we just found the stars of her next music video.

Along with this video, this dancing twosome sent out this caption:

#kiesza#russia#деревня#россия

Speaking of which, Kiesza will be performing at our One Night In Los Angeles party, and we could not be more excited!!!

CLICK HERE to buy tickets for the event!

Ch-ch-check out the video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Russians Lose Freaky Zero-G Lizard Sex Satellite! Could This Mean The End Of The Universe As We Know It??

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Houston Moscow, we have a problem.

Right now, hundreds of miles above us, there's some freaky lizard sex going down. Zero gravity style.

Apparently a Russian "science" satellite, the Foton-M4 research satellite, which was launched on July 19th, is no longer responding to commands from mission control.

The Russian sex lizards have gone rogue!

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Leonardo DiCaprio To Receive A Russian Academy Award! (Guess They Haven't Seen Total Eclipse!)

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Na Zdorovie, Leonardo DiCaprio!

A Russian theater named the Chamber Theater in Chelyabinsk has decided that since Leo didn't win an Oscar this past Sunday, they would send him a Russian Oscar of their own.

That's right, they're shipping a man named Oscar who they painted gold all the way to America! JK! They're sending him a cast-iron statuette!

No word yet on whether you can open this Russian Oscar to find an even tinier Russian Oscar inside though.

Not only that, but they made Leo an honorary member of their troupe, offered to let him see any show he wants for free, and even invited to let him perform in any of their productions.

According to the theater's spokesman Yury Sychev, they'd start Leo off easy:

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Canadian Coach Provides The Most Heartwarming Moment Of The Olympics By Helping A Russian Skier Finish A Race! Nations Unite!

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It's moments like this that remind us why the Olympics are so freaking awesome!!

Russian cross country skier Anton Gafarov was facing a heartbreaking situation when a nasty spill mangled one of his skis during a race, essentially putting an end to his chances of crossing the finish line in his home country.

However, Canadian coach Justin Wadsworth decided to take action and

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Steven Seagal Was Legitimately Asked What He Thinks Of Sochi's Security — And Here's WHY!

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If you've been worried about Russia's security like we've been (24/7), and whether or not it's good enough for the Sochi Winter Olympic Games, well we've got some good news!

An expert has said it's all good to go!

That expert was Steven Seagal, no joke. So that must mean there are thousands of martial artists in Sochi just prepared for the worst!

LOLz!

We can't with these pictures…

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Where's the remote? We need to watch more of this shizz!

Apparently Steven is the man to go for information like this — as he's become close friends with Putin and has even been on a fact-finding mission to Russia about security for our congress after last year's Boston Marathon bombing!

Ch-ch-check out this clip from a few weeks ago that explains it better than we ever could:

The more you know!

[Image via Patrick Sandusky's Twitter.]

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