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Russians Lose Freaky Zero-G Lizard Sex Satellite! Could This Mean The End Of The Universe As We Know It??

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Houston Moscow, we have a problem.

Right now, hundreds of miles above us, there's some freaky lizard sex going down. Zero gravity style.

Apparently a Russian "science" satellite, the Foton-M4 research satellite, which was launched on July 19th, is no longer responding to commands from mission control.

The Russian sex lizards have gone rogue!

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Leonardo DiCaprio To Receive A Russian Academy Award! (Guess They Haven't Seen Total Eclipse!)

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Na Zdorovie, Leonardo DiCaprio!

A Russian theater named the Chamber Theater in Chelyabinsk has decided that since Leo didn't win an Oscar this past Sunday, they would send him a Russian Oscar of their own.

That's right, they're shipping a man named Oscar who they painted gold all the way to America! JK! They're sending him a cast-iron statuette!

No word yet on whether you can open this Russian Oscar to find an even tinier Russian Oscar inside though.

Not only that, but they made Leo an honorary member of their troupe, offered to let him see any show he wants for free, and even invited to let him perform in any of their productions.

According to the theater's spokesman Yury Sychev, they'd start Leo off easy:

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Canadian Coach Provides The Most Heartwarming Moment Of The Olympics By Helping A Russian Skier Finish A Race! Nations Unite!

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It's moments like this that remind us why the Olympics are so freaking awesome!!

Russian cross country skier Anton Gafarov was facing a heartbreaking situation when a nasty spill mangled one of his skis during a race, essentially putting an end to his chances of crossing the finish line in his home country.

However, Canadian coach Justin Wadsworth decided to take action and

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Steven Seagal Was Legitimately Asked What He Thinks Of Sochi's Security — And Here's WHY!

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If you've been worried about Russia's security like we've been (24/7), and whether or not it's good enough for the Sochi Winter Olympic Games, well we've got some good news!

An expert has said it's all good to go!

That expert was Steven Seagal, no joke. So that must mean there are thousands of martial artists in Sochi just prepared for the worst!


We can't with these pictures…

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Where's the remote? We need to watch more of this shizz!

Apparently Steven is the man to go for information like this — as he's become close friends with Putin and has even been on a fact-finding mission to Russia about security for our congress after last year's Boston Marathon bombing!

Ch-ch-check out this clip from a few weeks ago that explains it better than we ever could:

The more you know!

[Image via Patrick Sandusky's Twitter.]

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Wave If You're Pooping In A Russian Toilet! Official Admits To Bathroom Video Surveillance!

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Russia's Sochi Winter Olympics are plagued with problems, especially when it comes to living conditions — but this is just outrageous!

Apparently people are being spied on in the bathroom with video surveillance!!

This isn't just some rumor, either! It was accidentally admitted by

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