A long time ago Thursday, in a galaxy far, far away Studio City, Rachel Bilson and Lord Vader Christensen took the iciest stroll this side of Hoth!
Honestly, if the romance between Hayden and Rachel were any thinner, we'd think about checking it into rehab for an eating disorder!
Hayden constantly walked several paces in front of Rachel. Even when the two were within arms reach, they seemed disinterested in one another.
They traveled quite a few city blocks together and not a smile was to be seen! Honestly, they looked miserable!
What's wrong? Are you unhappy with the new paint color for your closet? LOLz!!
We sincerely hope everything is alright!!
You two are usually so cute together!!
[Image via Danny/WENN.]
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She loves him! / He loves her not! / He loves her! / She wants a divorce, custody of the children, child support, and alimony!
Musician Ben Harper and actress Laura Dern's marriage has more plot twists than an a daytime soap opera!
Way back in 2010, the singer-songwriter filed divorce paperwork seeking custody of their two children!
But apparently Harper kept on stealing his kisses from Laura because the couple eventually reconciled!
Now she's the one calling it quits!!
The Jurassic Park star is evidently tired of
sticking her hand into two-ton piles of triceratops poo Ben's shenanigans because she wants him to hit the road and leave his checkbook at the door!!
We just hope they remember there are kids involved before this gets too messy!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
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As if the homeless didn’t have enough on their plates!!
Hmmm. Technically most are malnourished so they probably don’t have enough on their plates. Or, you know, own dishware in the first place, but we digress…
A faux vampire attacked a member of San Diego’s homeless community Monday, kicking him in the head and the ribs.
Side note: Anyone worried about the mysterious assailant with "vampire teeth" might want to consider purchasing their very own vampire hunting kit — better safe than sorry!
Coming just days after
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Just as one wedding bell dings, another one cracks.
Only days after Miley and Liam became engaged, Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song announce they are throwing in the towel.
The two became engaged last year but, citing his music and her acting as more important priorities, never set a wedding date.
It turns out they secretly broke up awhile ago!!
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If you believe in fairies, clap your hands! Don’t let her die!!
April Spielman is a 15 year-old girl who wanted nothing more than to dress up like Tinkerbell and have fun at Disneyland with her boyfriend.
We’ve all been there, gurl.
Sadly, Disney doesn’t permit patrons to wear adult-looking character costumes in their theme parks.
And for good reason!
No one needs a Jack Sparrow lookalike tricking innocent and unsuspecting youth into
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Reports keep surfacing that Charlie Sheen is rocking out with his metaphorical glock out around the clock at his Beverly Hills palace.
We know Goodtime Charlie is a notorious party animal but we seriously doubt anyone can maintain this type of lifestyle and a functioning liver for very long.
Dr. Drew is equally concerned. He said:
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Has it really been 20 years??
The film River Phoenix was three weeks away from completing when he overdosed and died outside of The Viper Room will soon see the light of day.
Dark Blood features Joaquin Phoenix's older brother as an unstable widower who lives near a nuclear testing site. The character is obsessed with carving Native American figurines because he believes only their magic properties can save him from Armageddon.
This one sounds spooky enough without the tragic context surrounding its production.
With the help of
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