Has it really been 20 years??
The film River Phoenix was three weeks away from completing when he overdosed and died outside of The Viper Room will soon see the light of day.
Dark Blood features Joaquin Phoenix's older brother as an unstable widower who lives near a nuclear testing site. The character is obsessed with carving Native American figurines because he believes only their magic properties can save him from Armageddon.
Wow.
This one sounds spooky enough without the tragic context surrounding its production.
With the help of
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This can’t be good.
Ohioan John Davis was ticketed yesterday for "littering" after a disabled begger dropped some of the cash John handed him.
What?! Is this some kind of sick joke?
A Cleveland police officer watched John reach out his car window and give a few bucks to the panhandler in a wheelchair, who accidentally dropped one of the dollars.
Instead of helping the guy pick up the money or, you know, going about his business preventing REAL crime, the cop decided to ticket John $500 for littering!
Most people drive right on by pretending not to notice fellow citizens in need John explains why he's different:
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This is absolutely heartbreaking!!
After a sweet, 74-year-old Danish woman passed away recently, her lesbian partner of 20 years and deceased’s daughter Kirsten Østergaard took her to be buried at the local Christian church.
Sounds normal, right??
Well the church administration was NOT having it. Mama Østergaard was flatly denied a burial because she was gay!!!
Whaaat??? E tu, Europe??
Kristen was OUTRAGED, and rightly so. She discussed their interaction with the church official:
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Last week, tragedy struck Studio 8H!
Super sad reports claim the only one of the funniest people on SNL, Kristen Wiig, will NOT be returning to the show next season.
Obviously, this is going to be super hard on fans of the show — but Wiig seems to think that she will be the one most hurt by her absence from the cast. She explains:
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They didn't bust it up that bad, but we know how much he loves that thing, so … sad face!
Yesterday, Keanu Reeves in Beverly Hills for the afternoon to run some errands when some dude in a car ran over his motorcycle. Keanu had it parked properly in a lot, but the other motorist still banged into it while pulling out.
Even though there was only minor damage to the bike, the other guy called the police to watch over as they exchanged insurance information. No one was cited and Keanu was able to take off on the bike shortly after the ordeal.
We're there is still some money left over from doing Speed to fix up the scratches! LOL!
[Image via WENN.]
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The story was sad when we told you Leighton Meester was suing her mom, but now the story has become even wore.
The Gossip Girl's mother is countersuing, claiming
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Uh-oh! Someone has quite the long face!
Miley Cyrus was spotted looking seriously less than elated yesterday on the New Orleans set of her film, So Undercover!
We imagine someone's starting to realize what a mess her behavior has put her in!
Keep your chin up, bb, and just try to think about what you do before you do it next time! Was a three minute trip on some weird-ass hallucinogen really worth all of this?
We didn't think so, either!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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