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Sad Keanu Reeves Becomes The Best Action Figure Ever! Behold The Toy That Will Blow Your Mind!

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The One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do!

It's official! The Sad Keanu meme has surpassed the confines of the Matrix aka the internet, and entered the physical world!

The Japanese toymaking company idk has created the Sad Keanu action figure, and it is more mind-bending than a mind bending a spoon!

If we were Keanu Reeves, we'd be super proud right now! In fact, we'd be so happy, we might start a Happy Keanu meme!

[Image via idk Toys.]

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Keanu Reeves Happily Poses For Sad Keanu Meme On The Colbert Report!


Keanu Reeves is truly the One…to watch in this HIGHlarious interview!

While promoting his new movie 47 Ronin last night on The Colbert Report, Neo totally blew our minds when he recreated his Sad Keanu meme for Stephen Colbert.

In order to help him get the emotion right, Stephen asked Keanu to imagine that he had lost a loved one, before toning down his suggestion to just the loss of his cell phone.

We have to honor our truthiness, it was honestly AH-Mazing!

We're just waiting for the internet to explode with this meme's new addition in 3, 2, 1….

Well, until the web comes crashing down like The Matrix, ch-ch-check out the entire interview…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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New Couple Alert!


Oh man. This is one of the best things we've ever heard!

Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves have been good friends since they co-starred together in the action flick Speed 17 years ago, but according to sources close to the two, they've moved past platonic and are now officially DATING!

According to the insider:

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Keanu Reeves Is Sad Because Someone Rode Over His Bike

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They didn't bust it up that bad, but we know how much he loves that thing, so … sad face!

Yesterday, Keanu Reeves in Beverly Hills for the afternoon to run some errands when some dude in a car ran over his motorcycle. Keanu had it parked properly in a lot, but the other motorist still banged into it while pulling out.

Even though there was only minor damage to the bike, the other guy called the police to watch over as they exchanged insurance information. No one was cited and Keanu was able to take off on the bike shortly after the ordeal.

We're there is still some money left over from doing Speed to fix up the scratches! LOL!

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Sad Keanu Takes A Ride On His Motorcycle!

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Well, look who decided to enjoy his Monday afternoon with a leisurely motorcycle ride through El Lay?!

Why, Keanu Reeves, of course!

The actor was spotted out and about on his Norton yesterday, most likely contemplating life, park benches, and looking sad on them while he waited for a stoplight to change colors!

Ch-ch-check him out (above)!

Well, we guess we'll never know if he was having a nice time or not, because he was looking away!

We hope he was, though!

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Sad Keanu Writes An Ode To Happiness

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We're so glad he can have a sense of humor about that whole Sad Keanu thing.

So, anyway, Keanu Reeves wrote a book. And it's about sadness, which is absolutely perfect considering the source.

The book, titled Ode to Happiness, started out as a joke, but after friends heard of the book, they all wanted copies.

Keanu says explains the book's creation:

"I was in my kitchen hanging out with my friend Janey, and the radio was on. And this station was playing, like, an orgy of depressing, self-pitying, nostalgic music … It was so voluptuously horrible. And I just started to write on this piece of paper, because I had this image of, you know, that moment when you take a bath, you light that candle, and you're really just kind of depressed. And it was making Janey laugh so hard, I just kept going, piling on the self-pity."

Each page in the book features a somber line in blot letters that look like they've ben smudged by tears. The ending shows a single black hole, with the matching words, "It can always be worse."

And to make things even better, he plans on making a book of dark poems. He says, "I'm considering another idea I call Haikus of Hope. Basically like, 'I want to kill myself,' and go from there."

LOLz! Who knew Keanu had such a sense of humor?

Thank goodness for his ability to laugh at himself. He just fills our lives with joy and mirth. Honestly.

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Jennifer Aniston Wants Us To Know That She Is Happy

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Forget what you may have heard! Jennifer Aniston wants to assure the world that she's a happy person.

Here's what she had to say about it in the new issue of People:

"I'm really happy. Really!"

"I think people honestly just want to see me as a mom and married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, and I just want to say, 'Everybody, relax! It's going to happen.' "

Aww…don't worry, Jennifer! We know it'll happen!

Besides, we're much more skeptical about Keanu Reeves' happiness than yours. LOLz!

Do U think Jennifer Aniston is an overall happy person?

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