What would you do if we said this video had "Ryan Reynolds with white protein goo dripping down his face?"
That's what we thought. Feel free to continue reading once your pants are done exploding.
Also realize we're totally talking about raw eggs. Pervs. LOLz!
Ever hear of Egg Russian Roulette?? Jimmy Fallon def has! It's a pretty simple game that involves smashing eggs on your head.
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The inneresting part is that no one knows which eggs are cooked and which are RAW!! Ick!!
Who will win this epic showdown?
Check out the video (above) to find out, and try not to catch salmonella!
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It looks like Jorah Mormont had it right when he told Khaleesi dragons could NEVER be tamed on Game of Thrones!
OK, so that actually doesn't really apply here! But in real life, pet bearded dragons are proving to be quite dangerous as they are believed to be the cause of a salmonella outbreak over the past two years!
Since February 12, 2012, at least 132 people have been hospitalized across
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Almost one million jars of peanut butter are being dumped in a New Mexico landfill.
That's 25 tons of PB.
Even though the PB was extensively tested and found to be safe and edible, Costco is all "nope!" They claims they can't use the PB because of
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A 20-year-old man in Tunisia lost a bet and his life after eating 28 raw eggs!
He did it all in a single sitting!
Dhaou Fatnassi of the El Baten settlement near Kairouan accepted a bet from his friends that he couldn't eat 30 raw eggs in a row.
Apparently, after the 28th egg he started feeling "severe stomach pains" and then
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The QUEEN of Thanksgiving food and festivities got salmonella from turkey??
How is this possible?? Isn't her turkey method perfected?? She's been teaching it for years!
It's true — Martha Stewart got salmonella poisoning from
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Nestle is recalling Nesquik!
Nesquik, the tasty chocolate powder, might be contaminated with Salmonella so it's being recalled.
The recall affects the 10, 21 and 40 ounce packages.
The possibly contaminated products would have a "best buy" date of
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PB & NAY!!!
Schools around the country are being told by government officials to check their lunches to see if they have Smucker's Uncrustables sandwiches that might contain peanut butter made by a company that is being recalled because of potential salmonella contamination.
Even though all of the peanut butter was tested before it was released to the public, company officials are still telling schools to recall all of their peanut butter because
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