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WAR IS COMING!

And it looks as though NO ONE is safe these days in Bon Temps!

Not even Vampire Bill, who is now apparently Lilith's number one fan!

And according to this preview for the next episode of True Blood, called Everybody Wants To Rule the World, he's also caught the attention of that

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True Blood Has Our Noses Twitching!

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Sam Merlotte, you sniff out allllll the prejudiced penis-heads!

True Blood's main shifter Sam is on the hunt for some ignorant haters of non-humans and, thanks to his keen sense of smell, he happens upon an Obama-themed clue.

Ready your nostrils and seek out some racist murderers (above)!

Eeee our fangs are SO erect in blood-boiling anticipation for Sunday's episode when we (hopefully) find out what Russell Edgington will do now that he's free from the Authoriteh's Lilith-kissed grasp!

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True Blood Taster: Something's A Kno-Kno-Knocking!

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Dare they answer the ominous rat-a-tat-tat??

EEE! We would just turn into an eagle and get the f*** outta there!

In this morsel from True Blood Season Five, Sam and Luna comfort each other while devious things are afoot.

And suddenly…a tapping at the door! Is it Tommy back from the dead?? Russell Edgington perhaps, yearning for a changeling feast??

Or maybe Tara's ghost is looking for a post-mortem, Sam Merlotte sexual awakening?

Take a bite (above) and let the crimson goodness drip down your chin!

Kinda gross, kinda exciting!

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Who Wants New True Blood Spoilers!?!

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After that epic spoiler post we gave you a while ago, we're super excited to bring you Trubies even more spoilers for the fifth season of True Blood!!

Now, we've been over this! If you want to be surprised, move along and read about Demi Moore's hospitalization!! But if you love knowing all the hot info, then keep reading!!

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Jason Ritter Has A Love Affair… With His Hand!

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Ha!

This is a GREAT video!

First of all, original concept so Army Navy gets an A for that.

Second, the guy looks like a mix between James Franco and Sam Merlotte. Bonus points!!!

Press that play button!

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