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Nicole & Joel's Wedding Planned For December?

Filed under: Nicole RichieJoel Madden


But the bachelorette party was this weekend? What the what, Nicole Richie?

Sources are suggesting that Nicole has plans to don a wedding dress this December and finally wed her baby daddy Joel Madden. The reason for the early bachelorette party was simply because scheduling purposes. (Yeah, because SaMANtha Ronson is sooo busy!)

Anyway, an exact date isn't known and neither is what the bride is wearing. To be fair, the latter is Nicole's fault as she can seem to choose between the millions of options being brought to her by her stylist Simone Harouche.

Futhermore, as to the whereabouts of said nuptials, one option being tossed around is the estate of one Lionel Richie!

Aw! How Father of The Bride! Darling!

P.S. - We think we'll keep our eyes open this weekend, just in case this is a trickedy trick!

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saMANtha Ronson was spotted hitting up the Lynwood Correctional Facility to pick up some hot prison cooter visit Lindsay Lohan!

It must have been like an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet at Disneyland for her! Poor Lindsay probably had to fight for her attention!

LOLs! Hope you had fun, bb!

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Well, this smells like bad fish with a hint of meth disaster!

Lindsanity LOLhan was spotted dining at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills with SaMANtha Ronson!

Maybe someone wants some last minute nookie before justice is properly served!

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saMANtha Responds!


saMANtha! We feel sorry for you!

Who would ever think that someday your psychotic, cracked out girlfriend would go all Single White Female on your ass?!

As we reported, Lindsanity was apparently kicked out of a club last night per Ronson's request because girlfriend has been all kinds of stalker lately.

In the spirit of a true, intoxicated famewhore, LiLo took to her Twitter to claim the MAN had been chatting it up with the press about her trainwreck of a personal life!

Well, the playlist maker DJ didn't take too kindly to that and tweeted up a storm HERSELF:

"I'm not here. This isn't happening." If I sing that to myself enough times will it be true?

One more thing- if you're gonna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in.

Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets.

OUCH! Burn, Lindsanity!

We're sure once she comes to wakes up this afternoon she'll have something to say about that!

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Lindsanity Kicked Out Of Club By saMANtha!


Lindsanity! What crazy, cracked out shenanigans did you get yourself into now?

Lord knows what this trainwreck was up to last night, but she managed to pull herself out of a gutter long enough to make some pretty severe allegations via Twitter, this time directed at her ex, saMANtha Ronson:

I'm pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood illegally open NOW at this hour

Asked me, after being here jus for Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson

Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I've ever done is fall for a girl

Fall for a girl, stalk clubs looking for a girl, throw drinks at a girl, fall in a cactus - there's so many ways to end that last tweet!

Keep the incoherent 3am ramblings coming, bb! We love having something to LOL about when we get up in the morning!!

Bwa ha ha.

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saMANtha Denies Spitting On Lindsanity!


These two just seriously need to stay away from each other.

As we posted, Lindsanity recently tweeted that her ex, SaMANtha Ronson, hocked a loogie in girlfriend's face at a birthday party and then slithered off with Justin Gaston.

Of course, SaMAN quickly responded:

Guess what didn't happen tonight…..

Honestly, we don't really give a shiz at this point who's telling the truth. They're both useless.

But what do U think?? Is Lindsanity just drugged out tired and delusional or is SaMANtha really that foul??

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saMANtha Sure Knows How To Bring The LOLZ!


Oh, saMANtha!

You're such a kidder!

After Lindsanity LOLhan tweeted on Saturday that she needed more followers on the microblogging site, her exquisite former girlfriend caused a bit of an uproar when she responded with this:

@lindsaylohan i'll only follow if you're starting a cult driven mass suicide.


Of course, she continued later with:

@lindsaylohan apparently people don't get my sense of humour- oops. i'll start the cult- you come join me!!!!

@lindsaylohan xo

What a clever and HIGHlarious sense of humor - BARF.

We think she should save the joke-telling for actual funny people and focus on her career making playlists on iTunes DJing.

Or better yet, she should go ahead and drink some of that kool-aid herself!!

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