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Liberty Ross Shows Off Her Trouser Snake At LAX

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We hope Samuel L. Jackson wasn't on her flight!

Liberty Ross brought a mother f***ing snake on a mother f***ing plane on Saturday, but don't worry! It wasn't real!

The British beauty slithered through the check-in area at LAX wearing a pair of pants with a life-like python printed on it.

We're sure the TSA had a field day feeling up her trouser snake! Ha!

A fur jacket and her favorite pair of Alaia boots finished off Liberty's serpentine style.

Thoughts-ss-sss-s???

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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British Airline Crew's Drunk & Obnoxious Quasi-Orgy Disrupts Passengers! Surprise!

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Oh noes!

Whether it's crying babies, chronic farters, or Samuel L. Jackson's deadly snakes, we all know what it feels like to be antagonized aboard a long flight!

Even worse for a cabin full of British Airways passengers flying from London to Washington last month, the annoying persons were airline employees!

It's true!

Apparently several off-duty flight attendants got tipsy in first class, made-out with and petted each other, knocked into bewildered onlookers, and were generally VERY disruptive!

One unhappy passenger said:

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Taylor Swift + Samuel L. Jackson = We Are Never Ever Taking This Off Repeat!

Enough is ENOUGH!

Sammy Jack has had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane T Swizzle's wishy-washy romances!

In what can only be described as Samuel L. Jackson's best pop cover since his last one, the planet's biggest baddass mofo surprised us, himself, London's loyal Swifties, and anyone else with a beating eardrum when he took on homegurl's biggest hit to date!

Ch-ch-check out Sam's ridiculously ah-mazng rendition of Taylor Swift's We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (above) for Britain's 95.8 Capital FM!

Holy cheese ballz, it's GLORIOUS! We love it!!!

What passion! What conviction! What…. the heck is he crooning on about?!

Hopefully the man who plays Nick Fury isn't alluding to The Avengers disassembling never ever getting back together, LOLz!!

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Leonardo DiCaprio's Most AGONIZING Drama: He Reveals…

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What? Was pretending like he couldn't save his life and fit on that Titanic door with Kate Winslet not brutal enough!?!

Leonardo DiCaprio has just opened up on the most disgusting part of his career. And surprise, surprise! It ain't pretty!

Playing vicious slave owner Calvin Candie in Quenton Tarantino's Django Unchained, Leo had to reach down to the most vile of human behavior.

And as he explains his trek, he kinda makes us sick too:

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Leonardo DiCaprio & Jamie Foxx Dishonored Spike Lee's Ancestors By Starring In Django Uncahined?

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The "D" might be silent, but the Lee is not!

Much of the world is beyond excited to watch Quentin Tarantino's racially charged 19th Century epic Django Unchained this Christmas.

Spike Lee always did march to the beat of his own drum, LOLz!

On Twitter recently, he said:

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Anne Hathaway & Samuel L. Jackson Have A Holiday Sad Off!

It's exactly as it sounds:

Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson, decked in their holiday finest, decide that an argument about which of their upcoming movies is more depressing would be better than having a nice holiday evening at… home? A party? Where are they?? LOLz!

Doesn't matter because it's HIGHlarious (above)!

Plus, we'll see both Django and Les Miserables anyway. It's like they say — Nothing says Christmas like slaves and whores.

That it do!!

Ha!

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Alexander Skarsgard To Bang His Sexy Chest As Tarzan?!

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Oh please please PLEASE!

Although nothing is confirmed, we hear sexy True Blood vamper Alexander Skarsgard is the lead choice to play the title role in David Yates' Tarzan!

Now, don't confuse ASkars' Tarzan with Kellan Lutz's upcoming portrayal of Tarzan

Apparently the films will be VERY different beasts (in more ways than one!), with Kellan's being more of a light, comedic romp, and Alex's being more

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