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Just The Tip! Man Who Had His Nose Chopped Off By A Drunk Buddy With A Samurai Sword Gets A Happy Ending!

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All's well that ends well?

You remember that cray-cray story of the drunk man with the samurai sword slicing his buddy's nose off for a YouTube audience, right?!

Well that buddy (er, victim), Ethan Schneider, had his nose reattached!

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Four hours of surgery later, Schneider's nose is back intact. Except for a scar, he's apparently going to be fine! Schneider lost all feeling — doctors say it may never come back — but did regain his sense of smell, so that's something?!

Anyways, um, congratulations, Ethan…?!

[Image via YouTube.]

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British Police Electrocute An Elderly Blind Man They Mistook For A Sword Wielding Ninja!

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Sadly, we aren't making this up!!

British cops mistakenly assaulted a 61 year-old blind man with a Taser last week and you'll NEVER guess why!!

The bumbling law enforcers were pursuing a ninja guy with a samurai sword and, when they encountered the elderly Colin Farmer, they somehow confused his cane with the weapon!

Whoa, what!? How does that happen!?

Seems their poor, sightless victim isn't the only one unable to see the world clearly!

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