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Sarah Palin's Christmas Book Is On The Way — And It's Way Out Of Touch!

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In many parts of America, generations of bigotry are finally eroding. Antiquated, narrow ideas are slowly being replaced by tolerance and even, in many cases, full-fledged acceptance.

Well, not on her watch!

A tireless champion of an overrepresented majority burdened by the shackles of guilt that come with entitlement and privilege, Sarah Palin is hellheckbent on saving Christmas!

Jesus Christ.

No, seriously. JC is the topic of her upcoming book!

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Julianne Moore Wins The Game For Best Actress In A Miniseries Or Made For TV Movie At The Golden Globes!

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Lindsay Lohan for Liz & Dick! JK!!!!!!!

We wish! No, instead Hollywood Foreign Press decided to give the award to someone actually nominated! And that lucky lady is… Julianne Moore!

Wow, looks like this role was a Game Change! LOLz!

Julianne beat out Nicole Kidman in Hemingway & Gellhorn, Jessica Lange in American Horror Story: Asylum, Sienna Miller in The Girl, and Sigourney Weaver in Political Animals!

Guess we know who the best Sarah Palin is now, huh, Tina Fey? JK!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Bristol Palin's Creepy Stalker Pops The Question!

And she said YES…

To filing a temporary restraining order! HA!

Dancing With The Stars reject Bristol Palin apparently has a VERY scurrry stalker who has sent her a marriage proposal complete with a sparkling ring!

39-year-old Texan Michael Cummings also sent Bristol a note reading "I (heart) you" AND was seen hanging around her mother Sarah Palin's home during Tripp's fourth birthday on December 27th.

AND Cummings' MOTHER even called the police warning them

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Sarah Palin Blasts TIME For Naming Barack Obama The Person Of The Year

We guess she isn't a fan. Big shocker there, right?

Barack Obama was recently bestowed a prestigious honor, but there's one lady from Alaska who isn't happy and is voicing her OUTRAGE!!!

Sarah Palin reached out to, who else?, FOX News and said it was "silly" that Obama had won Time's person of the year, especially since one isn't even sure he is even an actual person!! He could be an alien for all she knows!!

Okay, she didn't say that last remark literally, but she definitely suggested it with her piercing eyes. Just look at those retinas; they STILL want to see a birth certificate!

The best part of this is when Palin says that no one should take Obama's award seriously since after all she was once named a person of interest by Time Magazine, so they obviously don't know what they're talking about.

Ouch! Um, was that a backhanded compliment or insult? And who was it directed to? And when is your reality show coming back?

Ch-ch-check it out by clicking PLAY directly (above) !!!

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Presidential Dog Poop Bags Are Flying Off The Shelves!

Looks like there's still some poop being flung from last night's debate.

Trying to capitalize on the political season, a Texas based company has created political doggie poo bags.

The company, Therapoo, has created bags shaped like national political figures, with Obama, Romney, Sarah Palin and Nancy Pelosi as a few examples.

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Anderson Cooper Suggests Bristol Palin & Lindsay Lohan Rock A 3-Way…

… with a career counselor?

Jaded by Bristol Palin's contrived reality show meltdown and the abundance of absurd dramz in Lindsay Lohan's personal life, the Silver Fox wants to get these two divas to get a real job!!

Ch-ch-check out this HIGHlarious clip from today's episode of Anderson Live (above) in which our fantabulous host begs these ladies of infinite leisure to do actual work for a change!!

In her defense, LiLo did work herself to the point of exhaustion on the set of Liz & Dick but maybe Anderson Cooper feels those moments are too few and too far between!

We know he thinks Bristol has growing up to do!

If didn't catch Coop skewering Sarah Palin's daughter earlier for her inauthentic Dancing With the Stars meltdown (below), U def need to take a peek!

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Sarah Palin Is Writing A… Fitness Book??

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You'd think Sarah Palin would write a book about politics, right?

Wrong. She's writing a fitness book!

We have so many questions floating around in our heads, but mostly we'd just like to know why.

Here's what she said after people thought she's been looking shockingly thin lately:

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