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ICYMI: Rob Lowe Says He Thought He 'Was Going To Be Killed' During A Recent Bigfoot Encounter

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Rob Lowe messed with sasquatch and lived to tell the tale.

The Parks and Recreation star opened up about his new reality show The Lowe Files, in which he and his sons Matthew and John Owen (above) explore hauntings, alien abductions, and urban legends around America.

Photos: Most Infamous Urban Legends Of All Time!

It's like if Mulder and Scully were three hot dudes… OK, interested…

We don't know if Lowe was selling the show a little too hard or if he really believes this stuff, but he tells EW that after filming he buys it more than he ever did before:

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SeXXXy Sasquatch Is Real & He's Horny As Hell!! Read An Excerpt From C*m For Bigfoot HERE!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueBookzSex

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If you thought Fifty Shades of Grey was freaky fanfic, then this will really perk up your pants popsicle!!!

Meet Virginia Wade. She writes books. Sex-ay ones. One of them is called C*m for Bigfoot.

Wanna guess what it's about?

Yup, banging Bigfoot! (And just a week after he was supposedly murdered, too.)

"Cryptozoological erotica" is a real thing. Take a minute to process that because it's even more disturbingly awesome than it sounds!

Ready to read an excerpt from Virginia's masterpiece about a woman who takes a liking to lovin' the most manly monster in town?

Ch-ch-check out this 100% UNSAFE FOR WORK excerpt…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Rose McGowan Is Being Attacked By Sasquatch CUTENESS!

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So AMAZINGLY ADORBz!!!!

Rose McGowan tweets a photo of her wookie, Sasquatch, and he's hamming up a storm!

Pwease give us mawr sassy Quatch photos!!!

Rose tweets:

Can anything get any cuter EVER?!?!?!? Especially with all that GAWRGEOUS hair!?

We think not!

[Image via Twitter.]

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Texas Researchers Believe They Have Bigfoot's DNA!

Bigfoot EXISTS!!!! Sorta!!!! Ok…not really!!!!

"Scientists" in Texas claim they have analyzed DNA from over 100 samples and they believe Bigfoot and "Squatches" are currently roaming through the United States.

The "researchers" believe that they have discovered

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