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The much anticipated season premiere of True Blood aired last night on HBO, and we think everyone can agree that it did NOT disappoint!

We finally found out who kidnapped our beloved Vampire Bill, we got to see more of our favorite sass machine Pam, and as much as she pisses us off in real life, Evan Rachel Whore's Vampire Queen Sophie-Anne was back to bring some serious ferocity!

Of course, the best moment of the episode was when the devastatingly HAWT Viking Vampire Eric dropped trou and finally showed the world what we've all been drooling over for the past two seasons - and holy SHIT, does his ass go ABOVE and BEYOND the perfection we already imagined it would be!

CLICK HERE to see what Viking Vampire Eric is working with!!

Tags: amazing, ass, beautiful, hbo, naked, pam, premiere, sass machine, season premiere, so effing sexy, steven moyer, true blood, vampire bill, vampire queen sophie-anne, viking vampire eric

YAY!

Check out the latest AMAZEBALLS True Blood short featuring Sookie Stackhouse, that sass machine Tara and our beloved Lafayette!

We're so thrilled to see the three of them again! So much attitude being thrown around everywhere!

However, does anyone know when this vignette is supposed to take place within the timeline of the series?? We're a little confused!

Thoughts??

Tags: hbo, lafayette, mini episodes, promotional material, sass machine, sookie stackhouse, tara, true blood

A little quick, don't you think??

PerezHilton.com has learned exclusively that actress Jodie Sweetin, who played that little sass machine Stephanie Tanner on Full House, has gotten married to Hollywood DJ Morty Coyle after just three months of dating!!

Hmm. They certainly do look very happy together!

Here's hoping it lasts!!

Congratulations, you two!!

Update: Turns out the two are not legally hitched yet. According to Sweetin's rep, "She is not married again."

Tags: dj morty coyle, exclusives, full house, jodie sweetin, marriage, relationships, sass machine, stephanie tanner