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Baby Poop Sausage Is A Real Thing And There's Nothing We Can Do To Stop It!

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When most of us see a baby diaper full of poop, we think "Gross! We should probably throw this away and spray some Febreze in here!"

Well apparently a group of scientists can look at the same thing and think "This would be perfect for making sausage!"

That's right! A group of mad scientists has actually started making sausage using infant feces, and apparently it's

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Bacon Will Ruin Your Sperm! Find Out What Makes It Stronger HERE!

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Men, listen up!!!

The Harvard School of Public Health recently did a study about the effects of processed meat on human sperm. They sampled 350 sperm samples from 156 men at a fertility clinic and had them fill out questionnaires.

And the results were NOT good!

Apparently, one slice of bacon or one sausage link a day will decrease the amount of normal sperm in a man by

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Taco Bell Announces Waffle Taco And Suddenly There Are No More World Problems!

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Ever since the madmen over at Taco Bell announced they were making taco shells out of Doritos, we were wondering when they'd finally announce a product that would bring world peace. It seemed like they were SO CLOSE!

Well, that time has come! Taco Bell is testing the WAFFLE TACO

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The Inception Pizza: Pizza Within A Pizza!

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Everyone in Pizza Hut Singapore needs to run out and get a Double Sensation pizza before Christopher Nolan gets wind of it!

You see — it's a pizza within a pizza! What!!

It's a pizza with two rings of crust — one stuffed with oozy melted cheese (mozzarella, parmesan and cheddar) and the other stuffed with chicken sausage and cheese.

Here's the official word:

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Biker Attacked With Sausage Nunchucks

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In Massachusetts, a man was arrested for attacking a bicyclist with sausage links and wrench, then stealing their jewelry and bike.

The man, Michael Baker, will actually face some serious charges including

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Sandra Bullock Breaks The Law For Christmas Sausage

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We always knew Sandra Bullock had a wild side to her. Why else would she marry bad boy Jesse James if she didn't?

During an appearance on The Tonight Show, the actress told Jay Leno about her family's unusual holiday tradition that requires them to annually break the law, explaining:

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Vending Machine Offers Raw Meat

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We're all used to slipping in a few dollars into a vending machine for soda or candy, but would you trust an automated machine to serve you fresh cuts of raw meat?

Customers at a Birmingham, Alabama minimart are and seem to be quite satisfied!

A new kind of vending machine is dispensing new york strip steak, ribeye, sausage, beef sirloin, and pork tenderloins to customers at a cheaper price than the grocery store.

Since electronics and DVDs have leapt off of the shelves into vending machines, we guess raw meat was the next logical step.

If you're like us and have never seen this before, check out the video above to catch a glimpse of the future.

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