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Oh, The Horror! Quiznos Scary Cats Are Back!

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How the eff is a nightmarish acid trip gone horribly wrong going to help these people sell sandwiches?!

Check out yet another chilling Quiznos commercial featuring hell's army of kittens in Marie Antoinette garb counting down to Danielle Staub's the Anti-Christ's second coming on Earth.

Somebody HAS to think this shiz is a good idea, otherwise they wouldn't have made another!

NO MORE! We beg of you!

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Stephen King's It Getting Remade!

Filed under: Film Flickers

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We can't imagine anything will terrify us as much as the original miniseries, but you never know!

Stephen King's classic book, It, has already been adapted for the small screen, and now it's getting the film treatment!

Warner Brothers has commissioned screenwriter David Kajganich to adapt the story into one film, and he recently discussed his process of translating such a detailed, long book into a single movie:

He reveals:

"In all of my talks with the studio, it has only ever been discussed as a single feature film. The book's length is clearly more suited to a mini-series and I understand very well why they went that route the last time around, but I think the book's content is really more appropriate for cinema. I told the studio from the beginning that I felt I needed to be able to write for an R rating, since I wanted to be as candid as the novel about the terrible things the characters go through as kids. They agreed and off I went. I think the biggest difference is that we're working with about two-thirds the onscreen time they had for the miniseries. That sounds dire, I know, but it doesn't necessarily mean two-thirds the amount of story. I'm finding as many ways as I can to make certain scenes redundant by deepening and doubling others. To me, this is an interesting process because it has the effect of thematically intensifying the whole, but it can lead to dramatic surprises. Certain scenes I thought would be crucial to the coherence of the whole ended up cut, while other scenes, which were somewhat cursory in the book, ended up being pivotal in the script."

Inneresting!

We wonder if he's all talk, or he'll actually be able to make it work!

Either way, that awful Pennywise the Clown will surely scare us shitless once again! That monster is FUCKED.

What do U think?? Are U interested in another It movie??

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