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Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen & Ashley Tisdale Spoof Off In Scary Movie 5 Trailer! Watch HERE!

Oh look!

It's Lindsay Lohan making fun of herself!

Even amidst all her turmoil, it warms out hearts knowing her sense of humor is just as bright as those jewels she wore playing Elizabeth Taylor!

She and Charlie Sheen play former residents of a home ruled by paranormal activity in Scary Movie 5. Hmm… we don't know why, but that just sounds SO familiar! Ha!

But though their funny bits grab our attention like the ghost that's grabbing his ballz, Ashley Tisdale is the real star of this satire. And oh how she shines!

Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!

P.S! OMG… Heather Locklear's spoof of Natalie Portman's Black Swan is just GOLDEN! Damn we love that woman.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Legal Toilet Woes Are Out Of Control

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Lindsay Lohan Scary Movie 5 Toilet Clog

You would think with all the problems Lindsay Lohan already has, she couldn’t possibly have anymore.

Well, she is here to prove us all wrong!

Poor Little LiLo isn’t facing another mugshot, but she might have a red face after being fingerprinted as the one to clog the toilets on the set of Scary Movie 5.

EW! Ew ew ew!

Our favorite courtroom companion apparently did a number on those toilets as a source said:

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A Haunted House's Red Band Trailer Is Really BLEEPING Raunchy!

Filed under: Film Flickers

Blistering banshee balls!

That spirit just sucked his own semen out of a lady's baby canal!!

Is the ghost of Richard Gere starring in a seXXXually subversive sequel to Nights in Rodanthe??

Nope! It's just the frighteningly funny new red band trailer for A Haunted House (above)!

After making Dance Flick and two HIGHlarious Scary Movie films, we're happy Marlon Wayans finally made his return to Spoof City!

Did Nick Swardson just grab Marlon's massive male monstrosity??

Woohoo!

A Haunted House will spook theatrical audiences on January 11th!

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Anna Faris & Chris Pratt Taking Good Care Of Jack!

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Such wonderful parents!

Last we heard from Anna Faris, Chris Pratt, and baby Jack, the trio were headed to the doctor's office for a routine checkup.

Now, less than a week later, Jack and co. were once again spotted at a medical building in El Lay.

We're SO glad that Anna and Chris are taking such good care of their baybay!

With such fantastic parenting, we have no doubt that Jack will grow up to be big and strong…and probably HIGHlarious given his parents' track record!

…Maybe we'll see him starring in Scary Movie 24 when it comes out! Ha!

Keep up the good parenting, U two!!!!

[Image via GSI Media.]

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Marlon Wayans Parodies Paranormal Activity In A Haunted House Trailer

Filed under: Film FlickersSilly!

You guys remember when the Wayans Brother's were involved in the Scary Movie franchise?

Sure you do. It's when the movies were actually funny.

Marlon Wayans has pounced back into parody with A Haunted House, a comedy that spoofs the never-ending Paranormal Activity franchise, as well as other found footage flicks like The Devil Inside.

If U liked Scary Movie 1 and 2, then we'd say this flick is right up your alley because the first trailer (above) is pretty promising — especially if you can appreciate a good fart joke.

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