We can hardly even SPEAK about the wondrousness of Beyoncé in this dress because our jaws are GLUED to the floor!!!
Queen Bey ascended her proverbial throne in the HAWTTEST way imaginable while celebrating her album and watching a screening of her movie at the School of Visual Arts Theater in NYC on Saturday.
She wore the tightest, most mind-shattering dress we’ve seen to date!!
And the mind-shatteringness absolutely had something to do with the shattered nature of the mosaic-esque Tom Ford number! As well as the fact that we can’t fathom how it’s humanly possible squeeze into a dress THAT form-fitting. Or how she kept it from riding up all night!??
She's surpassed mortal limits!! Truly a holiday miracle, LOLz!!
Also, please note how Mrs. Carter’s cleavage and butt crack are highlighted by the mosaic pattern. FLAW. LESS.
Then there’s the way she topped things off with those angelic tresses and matching thigh-high boots and WE JUST CAN’T.
Praise Beyzus, true Diva forever!!!
[Image via Michael Carpenter/Mr. Blue/WENN.]