Scottie Pippen has been reported as bankrupt, but says that's not true, and he's going to sue you if you said he was.
Maybe the plan is to sue everyone for saying he's bankrupt, when really he's only close to being bankrupt, and all the lawsuit money will get him out of debt? SPECULATION, of course! LOLz!
Though, he IS claiming that he hasn't been worth less than $40 million for the past ten years. He's filed against CBSsports.com, CNBC.com, Arizona State University and others to prove the point: